Idiot of the Week – Chief Negomo (Luscious Chitsinde)
Good luck to the people of Chiweshe, when the above Chief summons you make sure he is not on the ZANU PF juice. Apperantly Chief Negomo is not aware of his jurisdiction and his knowledge of tradional marriage laws is nothing to go by which is highly embarrassing for a chief. I will not bore you [...]
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Robert Mugabe: Same Old Song!
There is something about the month of November that gets Mugabe’s lyrical juices flowing, splashed across new-sites and papers today were news about the release of his “Pop” song Toita Sei (What Shall We Do?). A cheap shot from the aging ZANU PF leader to engage and brainwash the youth of Zimbabwe…..Why not? It has [...]
Read moreGono fire: ZANU PF, the knives are out!
The knives are matches is out in ZANU PF, gone is the signature car accident , fires are the new way to get rid off those stumbling blocks. Gideon Gono and his family were unhurt in a farm blaze outside Harare. This comes weeks after General Solomon Mujuru was killed in a mysterious house fire [...]
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Zimbabwe in a state of shock over Gen. Mujuru’s death.
The death of retired army General Solomon Tapfumaneyi Mujuru aka Rex Nhongo has sent the country into a state of shock with tongues wagging and for the first time in the murky politics of Zimbabwe the opposition can sit-out on this one. A decorated liberation war hero General Solomon Mujuru will be remembered by all [...]
Read moreVideo: Jonathan Moyo interview on eNews Channel
Here is Jonathan “Sitting-on-the-fence” Moyo doing what he does best.
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Makawa interviews Mugabe
Last night I sat down to watch the long awaited interview by James Makawa, with H. E. The President Robert Gabriel Mugabe of Zimbabwe. With all that’s going on in Zimbabwe and the President not being open about a lot of issues regarding transparency of his domestic policy one thought that this was the one [...]
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Dementia Kicking in
Is this man for real (i.e. Robert), this is turning into a serious case of attention seeking, these unprovoked rants have led me to believe that this man has really lost it. This man has a serious case of dementia which at his age comes as no surprise. His recent one was directed to non [...]
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Life After ZANU PF?
After we have cleaned up Zimbabwe which together as nation should be priority what happens to those who murdered and tortured, those who contirbuted to the misery of millions, collapse of a great African nation and the irreparable damage to society. 67 years after some heinous crimes against the Jews, World War II war criminals are [...]
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Raw Deal for Detainees
Ghandi Mudzingwa, Chris Dhlamini and Shadreck Manyere have “escaped” with their lives some memebrs of MDC were not so lucky, they have been through a lot in the last months. These men have experienced the wrath of Mugabe’s regime at first hand, the abduction, the unlawful detention, the charges that have been brought against them and not forgetting [...]
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Blog Compromised
My apologies for those who tried to access the blog this morning someone managed to compromise 3rdLiberation.com. However Six hours later here we are up an running again. Still working on few issues though. I obviously had some unwelcomed visitors who were not happy with one or two things. If you are not happy with [...]
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A New Chapter for South Africa
Jacob Zuma was recently inaugurated as the new President of South Africa, I have to be the first to admit that until recently I wasn’t a big fan of the man. Nothing to do with the recent court cases, I had lost support and admiration of anything old (or should i say from the Old [...]
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MDC Powerless?
Headlines today read; “MDC powerless to deal with ZANU PF hardliners ” It has been a known fact for years that the ZANU PF engine was not a small task to take on and the Prime Mister should have been aware of this. Taking this on was not going to be a walk in the park, [...]
Read moreMugabe vs Dabengwa
The old man’s plans of a one party State are not going as planned. Dumiso Dabengwa and senior members of ZAPU have pulled out of the 1987 Unity Accord with Zanu PF. In My opinion they took their time doing so. One of the main reasons they have gone ahead with this is because things have [...]
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Zimbabwe Relay
Mugabe: Ibva mberi kwangu, uri kudeyi? (out of my way) Tsvangson: Chimuti, i-Relay mudhara! Haizi marathon iyi! (baton Old man this is a relay not a marathon)
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Zimbabwe Police beating new recruits
This is what happens to new recruits in the ZRP as part of their Training. What is done to them in training they then put to use in the field. If they treat each other in this manner what more a group of civilians. This thuggery is beyond belief, does Augustine Chihuri approve of this? [...]
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The Regime – Named and Shamed
A few weeks ago I wrote about those that had wronged Zimbabweans, their injurious contributions to Human Rights abuses and to the collapse of the country and how one day they should be hunted down and have their crimes brought before the people. One of the Zimbabwean daily news sites (will only name them if they [...]
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Zimbabwe Violence Claims
Is Sekai Holland rocking Mugabe and Tvsangirai’s boat? Earlier this week she claimed that there were new threats of violence, this time Zanu PF has gone as far as to maintaining a “Hit list” of MDC Member to assassinate. Having being at the recieving end of the almighty ZANU PF she knows it all too [...]
Read moreIranians take it to the streets
I have been following events as they unfold in Iran and I have to say the people of iran have imprressed me. In a civil fashion they have taken it to the streets to demonstrate against the flawed elections. The people came out in their thousands to take a stand against President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stolen [...]
Read moreFreedom Of Expression
The Zimbabwean Prime Minister is not the first politician to be heckled and jeered I am sure he is aware that this is one of the occupational hazards. Tsvangirai experienced freedom of expression in its rawest forms. Those who jeered him have been critised and called all sorts in the last couple of days. The [...]
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Here we go again!
How can Tsvangirai call the exiles ignorant and out of touch? He forgets these people are aware of everything going in Zimbabwe, he is not the only one delivering current affairs on Zimbabwe, and these exiles still have family back in Zimbabwe and are aware of the good and bad happening in the country. Most [...]
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RIP Mr Patrick Kombayi
3rdLiberation sends out its condolences to the family of Patrick Kombayi. A true Zimbabwean hero, Mr Komabyi fought the regime for a long time. May his soul Rest in Peace
Read moreZANU PF shifting gears.
Over the years Mugabe and his top “followers” have been responsible for some heinous crimes in Zimbabwe but we have never heard of any arrests of top government officials. Those ZANU PF officials who have been accused of crimes have walked free as they have turned to friends in the right places. Murder, corruption, domestic [...]
Read moreLion went Lion on this Journalist
Daily Telegraph writer mauled after entering lion’s enclosure in Africa Wild animals are called exactly that for a reason, they are wild. Please do not be fooled by circus trainers or crazy enthusiasts who will tell you they only want to play, dogs, domesticated cats maybe not Lions. I think this guy was after a [...]
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Geriatric tries to brainwash the nation…again!
Robert Mugabe meets with EU What are the sanctions against Zimbabwe? I am sick and tired of listening to that geriatric moaning about sanctions on the nation when there are none. He blames the economic collapse of the country on America and Europe. Its time Zimbabweans woke up to fact that there were never any [...]
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Jonathan Moyo the Political Prostitute
The media, well the Zimbabwean media at least has was buzzing last week with yet another scandalous move from the Political Prostitute himself Jonathan Moyo. This time its his grovelling on being accepted back into Zanu PF. The “Spin Doctor” switched gear and shocked “most” people last week by anouncing that ZANU is his where [...]
Read moreGeritirc Mugabe vs CNN
Embedded video from CNN Video I have just watched the Mugabe interview on CNN…………. what a disaster. I dont know if this went horribly wrong for Christiane Amanpour “CNN Chief International Correspondent” or for the aging dictator. Christiane was ill prepared, not much homework went into that interview, everything Geriatric was spewing is plastered on News [...]
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Mugabe: “The internet lacks management and control”
This week Geneva played host to Robert Mugabe at the ICT Conference, why he attended we are all still wondering why????? What does Robert know about ICT and communications? Whats he doing in Europe, I thought he was on a ban? Whats he doing at an ICT conference, why doesn’t he leave it to the [...]
Read moreA Violent Response
A VIOLENT RESPONSE, A FILM BY HOPEWELL CHIN’ONO from lorie conway on Vimeo.
Read moreGideon Gono making an Ass of himself
This man does not cease to amaze me, here he is clearly making an arse of himself. This is so embarrasing I almost feel sorry for him. He is embrassing people who clearly show no love for him, for what the cameras. If you had any doubts before this video clip is evidence that the [...]
Read moreMugabe: The show will go on
The circus is back in town once again…..Tsvangirai has recently led a boycott, he plans to stay away from “dishonest and unreliable” Mugabe and ZANU PF until a few issues have been resolved, I’m guessing the Bennett Case broke the camel’s back. I have been wondering how long it was going to take to reach [...]
Read moreZimbabwe Sanctions List
Over the years Mugabe has bellowed on about the Sanctions imposed by the EU and US, he has tried to convince the world that Zimbabwe was on its knees because of these Sanctions. Below is a link to list of Sanctions and the thieves these sanctions are against. The Zimbabwe Sanctions List (2009)
Read moreCongrats to WOZA Leaders
WOZA wins an AWARD Leaders of the pressure group WOZA Magodonga Mahlangu and Jenni Williams, both travelled to Washington DC to receive the 2009 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights award. US President Barack Obama presented them with a prestigious human rights award at the White House. The Fight for Human Rights in Zimbabwe has gone [...]
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Zimbabwe and the Commonwealth
The Commonwealth has recently hinted that they are willing to readmit Zimbabwe as a member of the organisation if Robert Mugabe’s government mend their ways. Zimbabwe was suspended in 2002 and in 2003 Mugabe threw his toys out of the pram and withdraw from the organisation calling it an “evil orgainsation” (isnt he head on [...]
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Is Zuma the new Mbeki?
Before Zuma came to power he was a staunch Mugabe critic and we all could not wait for the man to get into office. We could not wait for the burial of “wet towel” Mbeki’s Quiet Diplomacy Policy and the way he was pussyfooting around issues over the border, Mandela had not done much either [...]
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Another Shopping trip to Copenhagen
Robert “Geritric” Mugabe is on another jolly, this time he is in Copenhagen not with a few security staff (as we all know he needs them) but with a delegation of 90 people. One would ask why such a huge delegation? Where does Zimbabwe get the money to sponsor such trips, in 2009 alone U$28 [...]
Read moreMugabe Recyles this Speech over and Over.
Like clock work Mugabe has once again recyled his speech at Copenhagen targeting the West, when is this man going to stop. They are always the same just a different venue. Surely the organisers of these summits know not to give this man time on the podium or just maybe for comical effect they slip [...]
Read moreHappy Holidays
I hope everyone is enjoying their Christmas Holidays and looking forward to the New Year. I know most of you have been praying for a better 2010. 2009 was a trying year for most of us and we are goiing to make it better for ourselves ! Happy New Year!
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Idiot of the Week – Dr. Nolbert Kunonga
The idiocy of Disgraced “Bishop” Dr. Nolbert Kunonga has reached astonishing heights. The “Bishop” has turned nasty, he has gone from grabbing farms with Mugabe’s help to hounding Anglicans out of Churches. The man is insane how a person of his standing has gone from a Bishop to a monster is beyond belief, he has [...]
Read moreGrand Land Theft
The land issue has gone crazy in Zimbabwe, there is no question that this was one of the main contributing factors to the breakdown of the economy. When the land distribution issue came up most Zimbabweans welcomed it little did they it was a disguise to starve them and line the pockets of Mugabe and [...]
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Idiot of the Week – Webster Shamu
I dont know if this man is just trying to make the headlines or he has had a bit too much Zanu PF Lager. Webster Shamu is blaming the West for the Togo attack. He claims that Western countries are trying to disrupt the World cup in SA. I ask myself, Why is the Information [...]
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Idiot of the Week – Chief Superintendent Chrispen Makedenge
Makedenge is the officer commanding the Law and Order section of the police but he finds time to ring journalists and threaten them with death. This man needs to be stopped before it’s too late; well for his wife it is already too late as she committed suicide. This man has been behind the abductions [...]
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Idiot of the Week – Magistrate Samuel Zuze
Words fail me, but I’ll give it a go……In Zimbabwe “Zuze” is a name given to a dodgy character and the Idiot of the Week has lived upto his name. Magistrate Samuel Zuze convited and fined a group of farmers who were refusing to vacate farms they have occupied for more than a hundred years. [...]
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Idiot of the Week – Supa Mandiwanzira
This weeks top spot in the Idiocy world goes to the Affirmative Action Group President Supa Mandiwanzira. Last eek the Zimbabwe Govt passed a racist destructive regulation (National Indigenization and Economic Empowerment Act) which requires business to hand over 51% ownership to Black Zimbabweans. Supa was so excited that he equated this to Zimbabwe getting [...]
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Call the Doctor, The President has lost it …….again!
Mugabe is at it again the “Geriatric Drama Queen” is planing on defying the Kimberly Process as he is against halting the civilian abuses taking place at the Marange diamond fields. Mugabe wants to sell them elsewhere, this is no surprise as we all know the Geritric one has never played ball. If Zimbabwe quits the [...]
Read moreDo You think Zimbabweans would let another Mugabe into the State House?
“Mugabe grooming his son for ZANU Presidency” This one has been flyinging about for more than a year now and it just make me laugh out loud. The Geriatric one has been seen out and about with his eldest son Robert Peter Jr and this has led some speculating on Bob breaking the young one [...]
Read moreSizzla – Zimbabwe Clean Up
Sizzla – Zimbabwe
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Jacob Zuma taken by Mugabe
The man with dubious sexual encounters strikes again, This week he is in London serenading Queen Elizabeth II, she better be on her guard as JZ is always on point with the ladies as he brings with him his 3rd Mrs. I have asked a few of my South African friends what they make of [...]
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Idiots of the Week – ZANU PF Youths
ZANU PF Youth Militia This weeks top spot goes to:- not an Individual but to Mugabe’s “Go to Guys”: ZANU PF Youth Militia. These are the guys ZANU PF calls upon to unleash terror in parts of the country that are not showing any support to Mugabe, ZANU and any opposition sympathisers. This week they [...]
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Bishop Abel Tendekayi Muzorewa Dies
Bishop Abel Tendekayi Muzorewa (14 April 1925 – 8 April 2010)
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Idiot of the Week – Philip Chiyangwa
Idiot of the week returns with popuplar Harare business man and nephew of Robert Mugabe Mr. Philip Chiyangwa. For many years now tis man has been involved in flipping. Buying businesses on the cheap then turning them into a money maker and this has left him a very wealth man. Philip Chiyangwa has friends and [...]
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Will we ever unite?
The answer to Zimbabwe’s problems is a simple,…….. UNITY among its people. Zimbabweans can achieve a lot if they all pull together. Recently while the country was celebrating their 30th year of “Independence” the leaders of WOZA Clara Manjengwa, Jenni Williams, Celina Madukani and Magodonga Mahlangu were locked away for standing up for something that [...]
Read moreIdiot Of the Week – Chief Kasekete Changara
Crackpot ZANU PF sympathizer Chief Kasekete Changara has ordered the banning of bibles and worship in his district of Muzarabani in fear of return of colonisation. Once again Zimbabwes “Idiot Manufacturing Dept” is back to work this time with extremes. This is pure madness and goes against any Religious and Human rights. The Police are [...]
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Idiot of the Week – H. E. Ambassador Machivenyika Mapuranga
This week’s mad man is His Excellency Ambassador of Zimbabwe to the United States, Dr. Machivenyika Mapuranga. This highly educated imbecile would give his right arm to look like fool in Mugabe’s honour, last week he managed to get himself and his staff ejected from the Ritz-Carlton for heckling U.S Assistant Secretary of State for [...]
Read moreIs Mugabe getting over-sensitive in his old age?
I really should have posted this sooner, but instead I decided to sit back and watch the arrests go up in numbers. In recent months a number of people have been arrested for Undermining authority of or insulting President………yes I know its ridiculous but this is Zimbabwe. Many African countries have this law but no [...]
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Idiot of the Week – George Charamba
There’s an old expression that says, “The only things certain in life are death and taxes.” Well that is not entirely true. Now there’s a new kid on the block…and it comes in the form of George Charamba aka Nathaniel Manheru. George is the Press Secretary in the President’s office and Permanent Secretary in the [...]
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Hook, Line and Sinker
Back in 2008 when Tsvangirai got into bed with the Geriatric one we knew it was going to be an endless bumpy ride. So many people were sceptical of this union…why, because as Zimbabweans we are well versed in how Mugabe operates and from the onset we knew this was not going to be a [...]
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Idiot of the Week – Theresa Makone
A couple of weeks ago the Prime Minister Morgan Richard Tsvaingirai fired the Co-Home Affairs Minister Giles Mutsekwa for incomptence. He replaced Mr Mutsekwa with one of his best friends and financiers of the MDC Party Theresa Makone. Mrs Makone is the other half of the Prime Minister’s Permanent Secretary and Adviser, Ian Makone. Before [...]
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Red Card ZIMafia Campaign
Zimbabwe’s worst eleven might not have made it to Soccer City but they did tour South Africa on their colourful Bling Bus. The Red Card Campaign has a football theme—in line with the 2010 World Cup that took place in South Africa exposing members JOC – Joint Operations Command and shining the light on the [...]
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J.O.C. not amused with The Red Card ZIMafia Campaign
As expected the Red Card ZiMafia Campaign has ruffled a some feathers in Zimbabwe. The successful cheeky campaign exposing those looting the country’s tressures is grabbing the headlines and members of the JOC are trying to put a stop to it. Members of Mugabe’s CIO have been snooping around the Central Methodist Church in Johannesburg [...]
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Mugabe attacks the West…….Again
Robert Mugabe was at it again, doing what he does best……….. verbally attacking the West. There is a time and place for everything and politicising your sister’s burial is not one of them -politician or not. By now we all know how Mugabe feels about Britian and America but he feels the need to rant [...]
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Idiot of the Week – Jabulani Sibanda
Asif Ali Zardari was my main target this week for obvious reasons but out of the blue enters Jabulani Sibanda the chairman of Zimbabwe National Liberation War Veterans Association (ZNLWVA). Mr Sibanda is currently on a ‘Tour of Terror’, accompanied by the Police he has been going round the country making sure those not [...]
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Heroes Acre or ZANU resting Shrine
The last time I visited the Heroes Acre I was a wee lad in Primary School grade 6 I think it was, from the time our School bus entered the shrine to time we left I was in awe of this magnificent place, the beauty of black granite stone and the real reason we were [...]
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Idiot of the Week – Samuel Zuze strikes Again!
Back in February Magistrate Samuel Zuze was featured in “Idiot of the Week” ….For some strange reason I knew this man would be back. You have to be a serious idiot to be featured here twice, thats Zuze for you the man is a sandwich short of a picnic. Last week Magistrate Zuze jailed Gift [...]
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Prime Minister Tsvangirai – The naivety of this Man
“Robert Mugabe and I have agreed to hold elections next year and whoever loses should not challenge the out come of the polls” …….Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai recently told members of his Party at a rally in Gokwe that he had had a gentlemans agreement with Robert “Geriatric” Mugabe that whoever [...]
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Banned: Owen Maseko’s Art
Owen Maseko was arrested and charged with violating Section 33 of the Criminal Law and Codification Act, which punishes anyone who insults or undermines the authority of the President. This the only thing Mugabe has left. If ZANU PF are not happy with you or your work they hit you with Section 33. Maseko’s work [...]
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Idiot of the Week – Tendai Midzi?
I have to admit until this week I had no idea who Mr Midzi was and after reading his ramblings about Sir Richard Branson investing in Zimbabwe I still have no idea what this man’s agenda is. What I know about Mr Midzi is that he hunting for a top job within ZANU PF and [...]
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Tsvangirai: Enough is Enough
“But neither I nor the MDC can stand back any longer and just allow President Mugabe and the Zanu-PF to defy the law, to flaunt the constitution, and to act as if they own this country”…… Prime Minister Tsvangirai I don’t know what planet the Prime Minister lives on, I have no idea why he [...]
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Idiot of the Week – Augustine Chihuri
ZANU PF loyalist and Joints Operation Command (JOC) Chihuri is one massive thorn in the back of the Home Affairs Ministry, the man is a mini-dictator who gets away with murder. If Chihuri is not happy with you he makes sure you get the message, his latest victims have been the whole Police Force at [...]
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Mugabe, Reality Show and U$300 000
The mediocrity in the Leadership of Zimbabwe never siezes to amaze me nor does it surprise me. Munya Chidzonga comes second in the Big Brother Africa reality show and Mugabe rewards him with a cheque for USD300k. There has been a lot of talk and controvesy around this donation to Mr Chidzonga. I do not [...]
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Gabriel, Grace, Gideon and the Dodgy Death Certificate
I would have given my right arm (no…. I lie, my left arm as I right handed) to be a fly on the wall in the Mugabe household this week, reason for this, just to witness the look on the old man’s face when he found out the news had been broken to the world [...]
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Chombo: Abuse of Power or a Business Genius?
Vehicles: 1 Toyota Hilux,2 Nissan Wolfs,4 Toyota Land Cruisers,3 Mercedes Benzes, 1 Toyota Vigo, 1 Mazda BT-50, 1 Bus, 1 Nissan Hardbody Property: 1 property in Katanga Township,2 flats in Queensdale, 4 commercial stands in Kariba, 4 Banket business stands, 2 Glen View houses, 4 Norton business stands, Stand Number 1037 Mount Pleasant Heights, 3 [...]
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Another Moment of Madness by Philip Chiyangwa
“I have assets with a value of about US$200 million and if it means selling everything to ensure that the MDC does not get into power, let it be,” Philip Chiyangwa Am I the only one getting tired of the Mr Philip “Lord Ashcroft” Chiyangwa’s self-promotion? Last year this man told the Zimbabwe Telegraph Newspaper [...]
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Nqobani Ndlovu: No Freedom after Expression
Another day another journalist arrested for doing his job. Nqobani Ndlovu of The Standard was recently arrested, his crime …….criminal defamation against the Police, but really he was arrested for reporting the truth something the Zimbabwean authorities have a problem with. How can one carry out their daily duties without the fear of being persecuted? [...]
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Zimbabwe and SADC: What is the Point?
Its time Zimbabweans forgot about Southern African Development Community (SADC) and took matters into their own hands, there is no point waiting for some else to clean up your mess for you. This is a Zimbabwean issue and for many years now we have set back and waited for someone else to sort it out [...]
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Ivory Coast……..Thabo Mbeki to the rescue lol!
Why why why, if the people of Ivory Coast think they have it bad the worst is still to come, Thabo Mbeki is in Cote d’Ivoire to meditate the problem away to mediate between Laurent Gbagbo and his rival Alassane Outtara, who are each claiming the presidency. Gbagbo has done a “Mugabe” and has refused [...]
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Transparency in Zimbabwe Government?
A few weeks ago Zimbabwean Award-winning theatre actor, director and producer, Silvanos Mudzvova had his One-man demo blocked by the police. Silvanos was calling for Parliament to craft a law that compels public officials to declare their assets before taking office. In recent weeks we have all been surprised with the amount of wealth Mr [...]
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Sizzla Kalonji declares support for Mugabe
Sizzla Kalonji Mr. Kalonji spent most of 2010 in Zimbabwe and I’m sure the hospitality afforded to him has got him a bit disillusioned. He has recently told international media that he does not condemn Robert Mugabe or the way he has treated his people over the years. Mr Kalonji a champion of black emancipation [...]
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Idiot Of The Week – Tendai Savanhu
The losing Zanu PF parliamentary candidate in Mbare, Harare Tendai Savanhu who lost to lost to Pineal Denga of MDC-T has been busy organising notorious ZANU PF youth militia to assault MDC supporters and those not showing their allegiance to ZANU PF in Mbare and surrounding areas. Zanu-PF Politburo member Tendai Savanhu is the one [...]
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Biti refuses to fund Mugabe’s Scholarship Scheme
Biti 1 – Mugabe 0 Tendai Biti the Minister of Finance has refused to fund Robert Mugabe’s private U$54m /year Scholarship Scheme. This is a victory on so many levels, Biti and his Ministry have stood up to Mugabe and so should more ministries headed by the opposition (Mrs Makone learn from this). For years [...]
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ZANU PF: Desperate times
Malaika Mushandu Miss Zimbabwe 2011 First off I would like to congratulate Miss Mushandu on her recent achievements, she was crowned Miss Tourism Zimbabwe, a well deserved title. It’s just a shame the usual suspects were there to steal the limelight and turn a beauty Pageant into a political fiasco. Philip Chiyangwa and his Zanu [...]
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Treason for watching Egypt Protest videos.
The paranoia in ZANU PF has reached astonishing levels, arresting a group of people for watching North African protest videos and then charging them with treason is just preposterous and not totally out of character for the ZANU-PF Republic Police (ZRP)…oops the Zimbabwe Republic Police. This material (videos & footage) is widely available in the [...]
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Lord Sugar put his 140 Characters to good use
Not even our diamonds can tempt them, even only we had oil……..
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Mugabe’s Health and Zimbabwe
As you all know I am a BIG fan of President Robert Gabriel Mugabe, where would Zimbabwe be without good old Bob? Last week I was saddened to learn that the President had to take a commercial flight back to Singapore for another eye check-up following a prostate operation cataract operation. After all this man [...]
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Idiot of The Week – Prof. Jonathan Moyo
Disgraced Political prostitute and Tsholotsho North MP Professor Jonathan Moyo was a let-down for ZANU PF this week, he was set a task and he failed to deliver. His bribery or Vote Buying mission went horribly wrong when his targets turned on him handed in the bribe money exposing his little scam. Jonathan Moyo [...]
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Democracy in Africa
Democracy in Africa – program installation: Guinea: ██████ 100% complete, Tunisia: ██████ 100% complete, Egypt: ██████ 100% complete, Libya: Downloading………………….., Algeria: Downloading……………………., Ivory Coast: ██░ 60% [Alert!! Virus -Gbagbo detected_Trojan Horse- Ouattarrain Quarantine] Congo: Connection lost since 1997 Nigeria: Starting Connection Zimbabwe: 404 Error – Server not found! Virus (Robert Mugabe) detected but [...]
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Pics:Mugabe loyalists blame Ian Smith’s regime for corpses
The dead bodies are showing up just in time for election campaign, wow. Robert Mugabe and ZANU PF are once again taking us for fools, using this as political propaganda to get the people behind them as we draw closer to the election. It’s like clock work with this party, you wait for it long [...]
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Mugabe Health Watch: Off to Singapore…..Again!
3 days ago the Robert Mugabe left for Singapore, it must be that prostate cancer time for another routine check up (the cataract) and guess who is funding this trip …………….yes! the people of Zimbabwe. Once again Robert has dipped his hand in the cookie jar and helped himself. Mugabe still does not have [...]
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Gbagbo: Another one bites the dust!
Gbagbo is out, what a muppet, lost the election then came up with some story ’bout the West conspiring to get him out of power. If there is anything that works in politics its elections, people vote you in and when you can’t pull your weight on the job they vote you out. Gbagbo was [...]
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Tsvangirai and SADC Bid, Whats the point?
Prime Minister Tsvangirai recently embarked on a tour of Southern Africa to try and “engage” SADC leaders in his vision for Zimbabwe, well his main priority is the “upcomming” elections that only Robert Mugabe knows when they are going to be held (how fair is that). The Prime Minister gets 10/10 6/10 for effort, but [...]
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Idiot of the Week – Emmerson Mnangagwa
These last few weeks have been eventful both in Zimbabwe and around the world, we had the Royal Wedding, what a marvelous event it was, we had the snuffing out capture of Hide & Seek Champion (1993-2011) Mad man Osama Bin Ladin and also our hypocrit President touched down on European soil despite his ban [...]
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Idiot of The Week – Prof. Jonathan Moyo (Again)
The exuberantly stupid Jonathan Moyo has been at it again, this man would do anything to stay in the news. The first time he attacked Zuma after the SADC Troika in April for announcing that the regional bloc was going to establish an election road map for Zimbabwe I tried to ignore him and I [...]
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Mugabe Toilet: When is this Ridiculousness going to stop!
When is this ridiculousness going to stop……..Alois Mabhunu, a homicide detective in Bulawayo was arrested for using President Robert Mugabe’s toilet at the annual Trade Fair and could face more than a year in prison. Lucky for Mabhunu he has Human Rights Lawyer Beatrice Mtetwa representing him. A caution maybe for answering natures call at [...]
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Idiot of the Week – Brigadier-General Douglas Nyikayaramba
This week we honour a man who has truly lost his mind, Zimbabwe National Army (ZNA) commander Brigadier-General Douglas Nyikayaramba has clinched the top prize. In an interview with Zimbabwe Independent, Nyikayaramba stated that… “the President Robert Mugabe must remain in office for life and elections must be held this year to ensure “political stability” [...]
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Jacob, Jacob, Jacob what a waste of time you are!
Whoever thought this was a good idea should be shot……Yes I said it SHOT! I am done with Jacob Zuma, here is a man who has FAILED miserably in his bid to sort out the political mess in Zimbabwe and some issues in SADC yet he thinks he is right man to pursade Col. Muammar [...]
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(Some) Ghanaians insult Zimbabweans
The small-minded-ignorant people of Kokbite Village in Ghana have insulted the people of Zimbabwe by saying Mugabe is best leader in Africa. Is this some kind of perverse joke? What have we done to deserve this, it is just absurd and will not be accerpted by the people of Zimbabwe. Some have said he was [...]
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By SADC Secretariat The full text of Communiqué of the Extraordinary Summit of Heads of State and Government of the Southern African Development Community, Sandton, Republic of South Africa 12 June 2011 1. The Extraordinary Summit of Heads of State and Government of the Southern African Development Community (SADC) was held at Sandton, Republic of [...]
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January 8, 2012 








