Mugabe in Rome

This is the Robert Mugabe all Zimbabweans know, this is the arrogance Zimbabweans have had to put up with in recent years. I am surprised Robert Mugabe did not turn up in a superman suit because that is exactly who he thinks he is Mr Untouchable, he could have had anyone of his hangers on attend the meeting, if the meeting was held in Africa I can bet you anything he would not have turned up but because its in Rome he shows up just to rub it in their faces. This man is obsessed with showing off how much power he has at all costs; don’t mind what is going on Zimbabwe or his people being butchered in neighbouring South Africa he is off on a jolly. The International community entertains this man while his paopel suffer, people are suffering of hunger and human rights abuse and you let this man break bread with you.  

Below his reaction……

Minister of Food: Boss we have been invited to the United Nations Summit.

Robert Mugabe: Tell them I am busy thanks to Tsvangirai’s nonsense we have to prepare for elections again and you know what I mean by “prepare”, hey has my package arrived from China yet?

Minister of Food: I am not too sure Boss I will ask the Minister of Weapons or bet yet the War Vets will have a low down on that, they have been itchin. So what exactly do you want me to tell the UN.

Robert Mugabe: You and a bunch of friends can go,  What is the Summit all about anyway? Is it here in Africa?

Minister of Food: It’s about Food Sir and it is being held in Rome, Italy.

Robert Mugabe: Ahhh Rome !!! Europe!!! Is Gordon Brown or any of the Royal Family going to be there? And Food ? Why Food – the people of Zimbabwe have got ample Food supplies this is a waste of time for us everyone is happy from Chirundu through to Limpopo

Minister of Food: I am not sure Sir but the British Government will send a representative, Douglas Alexander who will not be shaking your hand if you attend just incase you try that trick again ha ha ha ha that was a good one Boss.

Robert Mugabe: “hahahaha, In that case Quick fill up the little birdy we are going to Europe boys, tell Grace to get ready for the shopping trip of her life. Book me in at my usual hotel Ambasciatore I love it there. Oh I love this, another chance to show my pompus self, swear and blame the West for the suffering of my own people oooooh Christmas in June I love this.”

Minister oF Food: Sir what about the BAN on Europe?

Robert Mugabe: Don’t be silly do you know who I am, I am Robert “Superman “Gabriel Mugabe. All I need is more Security staff just in case Peter Tatchell decides to arrest me again the nerve of that man.

Minister oF Food: For some unknown reason this time round they might be more people trying to arrest you with the elections having gone as planned.

Robert Mugabe: You are still here I thought I said go and pack for our vacation ummmm Europe here I come.

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