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		<title>Mugabe Toilet: When is this Ridiculousness going to stop!</title>
		<link>http://www.3rdliberation.com/2011/05/31/mugabe-toilet-when-is-this-ridiculousness-going-to-stop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2011 23:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>musavengana</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Southern Africa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alois Mabhunu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Human Rights Lawyer Beatrice Mtetwa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mugabe at ZITF]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When is this ridiculousness going to stop&#8230;&#8230;..Alois Mabhunu, a homicide detective in Bulawayo was arrested for using President Robert Mugabe&#8217;s toilet at the annual Trade Fair and could face more than a year in prison. Lucky for Mabhunu he has Human Rights Lawyer Beatrice Mtetwa representing him. A caution maybe for answering natures call at [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">When is this ridiculousness going to stop&#8230;&#8230;..Alois Mabhunu, a homicide detective in Bulawayo was arrested for using President Robert Mugabe&#8217;s toilet at the annual Trade Fair and could face more than a year in prison. Lucky for Mabhunu he has Human Rights Lawyer Beatrice Mtetwa representing him.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">A caution maybe for answering natures call at the expense of the President, an arrest and charge of a senior police official is just ludicrous. This treating of Mugabe as a mini-god has gone too far, they deem this as an insult to the Geriatric One a violation of Section 33 of the Criminal Law and  Codification Act, which punishes anyone who insults or undermines the  authority of the President.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Mugabe himself can put a stop to this nonsense but he seems to revel in it, it is just plain shamefull for a &#8220;leader&#8221; of a country to be involved or have his name tied to such rubbish. This is just a waste of time and a waste of taxpayers money <em>(something Zimbabwe doesn&#8217;t have a lot of)</em>. I have been saying for a while now that ZANU PF is an organisation that has nothing to offer Zimbabweans, it has been reduced to toilet &#8220;stuff&#8221; and this is how they are making headlines.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Mabhunu&#8217;s case should not have gone this far but with idiots like these&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS: Gaddafi and Bob compare notes</title>
		<link>http://www.3rdliberation.com/2011/04/04/contractual-obligations-gaddafi-and-bob-compare-notes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 16:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Musavengana Mhuri</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BRANDAN REYNOLDS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dictator Robert Mugabe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dictators]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gaddafi]]></category>

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		<title>Democracy in Africa</title>
		<link>http://www.3rdliberation.com/2011/03/31/democracy-in-africa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 09:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Musavengana Mhuri</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Democracy in Africa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Democracy in Zimbabwe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Human Rights in Zimbabwe]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Democracy in Africa – program installation: Guinea: ██████ 100% complete, Tunisia: ██████ 100% complete, Egypt:      ██████ 100% complete, Libya: Downloading&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.., Algeria: Downloading&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;., Ivory Coast: ██░ 60% [Alert!! Virus -Gbagbo detected_Trojan Horse- Ouattarrain Quarantine] Congo: Connection lost since 1997 Nigeria: Starting Connection Zimbabwe: 404 Error – Server not found! Virus (Robert Mugabe) detected but [...]]]></description>
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		</p><p><strong>Democracy in Africa – program installation:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Guinea: </strong>██████ 100% complete,</p>
<p><strong>Tunisia</strong>: ██████ 100% complete,</p>
<p><strong>Egypt</strong>:      ██████ 100% complete,</p>
<p><strong>Libya: </strong>Downloading&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..,</p>
<p><strong>Algeria</strong>: Downloading&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.,</p>
<p><strong>Ivory Coast: </strong> ██░ 60% [Alert!! Virus -Gbagbo detected_Trojan Horse- Ouattarrain Quarantine]</p>
<p><strong>Congo: </strong>Connection lost  since 1997</p>
<p><strong>Nigeria:</strong> Starting Connection</p>
<p><strong>Zimbabwe: </strong>404 Error – Server not found! Virus <em>(Robert Mugabe)</em> detected but cannot be deleted nor isolated. Anti-virus <em>(Morgan Tsvangirai) </em>needs to be up-dated.</p>
<p><em>(Source: Somewhere on the WWW)</em></p>
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		<title>Special Team to advise Col. Gaddafi</title>
		<link>http://www.3rdliberation.com/2011/03/01/special-team-to-advise-col-gaddafi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 10:47:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Musavengana Mhuri</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Colonel Gaddafi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gaddafi moving to Zimbabwe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lybia leader move Zimbabwe]]></category>
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		</p><div id="attachment_1346" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><a href="http://www.3rdliberation.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/African-Team22.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1346" title="African Special Team to Gaddafi" src="http://www.3rdliberation.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/African-Team22.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="471" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Only in Africa!</p></div>
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		<title>Tsvangirai: Enough is Enough</title>
		<link>http://www.3rdliberation.com/2010/10/11/tsvangirai-enough-is-enough/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 21:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Musavengana Mhuri</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Features]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;But neither I nor the MDC can stand back any longer and just allow President Mugabe and the Zanu-PF to defy the law, to flaunt the constitution, and to act as if they own this country&#8221;&#8230;&#8230; Prime Minister Tsvangirai I don&#8217;t know what planet the Prime Minister lives on, I have no idea why he [...]]]></description>
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		</p><h3><span style="color: #808080;"><em>&#8220;But neither I nor the MDC can stand back any longer and just allow President Mugabe and the Zanu-PF to defy the law, to flaunt the constitution, and to act as if they own this country&#8221;</em></span>&#8230;&#8230; Prime Minister Tsvangirai</h3>
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<div id="attachment_1005" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 219px"><a href="http://www.3rdliberation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/tsvangiraibeaten11.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1005" title="Prime Minister Tsvangirai" src="http://www.3rdliberation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/tsvangiraibeaten11.jpg" alt="" width="209" height="253" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Prime Minister Tsvangirai</p></div>
<p>I don&#8217;t know what planet the Prime Minister lives on, I have no idea why he has only decided to come to his senses now October 2010, I guess 2 years is a long time to mull over the relationship. Mugabe, ZANU PF and their supporters have have been at it for a very long time the corruption and violence continues. Teaching old dogs new tricks is a no no and we have seen it with the ZANU PF  there was no way they were going to honour the GPA and if the PM ever thought they were going to be equal partners they were disillusioned. ZANU PF will hold on to power no matter the out come of the forthcoming elections, if he is in doubt he should give Mr D. Mutasa a call  who recently said that the MDC will never rule Zimbabwe.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">For over two years now Tsvangirai has been portraying Mugabe as nice guy easy to deal with and such a joy to work with and together they were going to save the world. I have no idea what spell the PM was under. When the GPA was signed we all knew this was going to be a bumpy ride for the MDC and Tsvangirai. Mugabe only agreed to the GPA because he was going to use the MDC as a crutch and indeed he did. He had the MDC flying around the world begging for aid and cleaning up the mess he had created back home. It has taken this long for PM to realise that Mugabe is not a man of his word, he promised all will be transparent and they will work together but we find that he still appoints friends and family to high positions in the Government with the consent of the PM. The PM is hardly involved in government matters or decision making. For over 2 years Tsvangirai has been playing Mr Nice Guy I dont know if he was trying to please Robert but this was a wrong move. ZANU are ruthless and desperate they are not going to play by the rules, you have to fight fire with fire. They bullied their way back into power after losing the rigged elections and you think they are not going to put up any resistance.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Tsvangirai claims he has had enough of the appointments of Ambassadors and governors without his say, the way ZANU carry on like they are not in a coalition, what is he going to do about it? ….write another letter to Jacob Zuma or run off to SADC who are now clearly supporting Mugabe&#8217;s  campaign.  The PM has been incensed by the Roy Bennett issue and Mugabe knows this, he is holding out as this is his personal vendetta against Mr Bennett. Analysts have often viewed the MDC as passengers on a bus with no idea of their destination and having no say how the ride ends&#8230;&#8230;.they cannot be far from the truth.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The PM needs to realise that the GPA is just a front for ZANU to carry on, they do not care about what plans the MDC have or what they have to say. As usual Jonathan Moyo has something “smart” to say on the PM recent comments he recently come out and said that the coalition have delivered and all is okay describing the PM and his party as disgruntled employees who where after government jobs but did not get them. How the PM can stand aside while this abuse carries on is just beyond me.</p>
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		<title>J.O.C. not amused with The Red Card ZIMafia Campaign</title>
		<link>http://www.3rdliberation.com/2010/07/15/joc-not-happy-with-the-red-card-zimafia-campaign/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 21:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Musavengana Mhuri</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[John Vincent Chikwari]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As expected the Red Card ZiMafia Campaign has ruffled a some feathers in Zimbabwe. The successful cheeky campaign exposing those looting the country&#8217;s tressures is grabbing the headlines and members of the JOC are trying to put a stop to it. Members of Mugabe&#8217;s CIO have been snooping around the Central Methodist Church in Johannesburg [...]]]></description>
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		</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.3rdliberation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ZiMafia11.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-907" title="ZiMafia" src="http://www.3rdliberation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ZiMafia11.jpg" alt="ZIMAFIA - Red Card Campaign" width="200" height="218" /></a>As expected the Red Card ZiMafia Campaign has ruffled a some feathers in Zimbabwe. The successful cheeky campaign exposing those looting the country&#8217;s tressures is grabbing the headlines and members of the JOC are trying to put a stop to it. Members of Mugabe&#8217;s CIO have been snooping around the Central Methodist Church in Johannesburg secretly looking for John Vincent Chikwari, the man behind the campaign and those working with him. Unfortunately the State Security men were fingered out quickly by ex-soldiers and policemen staying at the church as Mugabe agents and reason for their visit was uncovered. We all know what these men are capable of so Chikwari has put personal safety first and has gone into hiding.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The Joint Operations Command has taken Zimbabweans for fools, this elite group has looted the country&#8217;s resources under the guise of the land <em></em>reform exercise and when they are exposed they are not happy.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The Red Card ZiMafia Campaign has hit them really hard, as Zimbabweans we never really have the balls to express how we feel verbally or at the ballot. Chikwari and his teams brazen efforts should be applauded, if only the bus could makeit past the Beit Bridge border I know it will be well recieved by the Zimbabwean public.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Times are changing if this is the way JOC is going to react then the State Security is looking at busy times ahead.</p>
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		<title>Red Card ZIMafia Campaign</title>
		<link>http://www.3rdliberation.com/2010/07/13/red-card-zimafia-campaign/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 12:06:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Musavengana Mhuri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zimbabwe&#8217;s worst eleven might not have made it to Soccer City but they did tour South Africa on their colourful Bling Bus. The Red Card Campaign has a football theme—in line with the 2010 World Cup that took place in South Africa  exposing members JOC &#8211; Joint Operations Command and shining the  light on the [...]]]></description>
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		</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Zimbabwe&#8217;s worst eleven might not have made it to Soccer City but they did tour South Africa on their colourful Bling Bus. The Red Card Campaign has a football theme—in line with the 2010 World Cup that took place in South Africa  exposing members JOC &#8211; Joint Operations Command and shining the  light on the inner circle Zanu PF clique who are looting Zimbabwe&#8217;s national assets at an alarming rate.</p>
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		<title>Zimbabwe Relay</title>
		<link>http://www.3rdliberation.com/2009/05/27/301/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 10:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Musavengana Mhuri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mugabe: Ibva mberi kwangu, uri kudeyi? (out of my way) Tsvangson: Chimuti, i-Relay mudhara! Haizi marathon iyi! (baton Old man this is a relay not a marathon)]]></description>
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<address><span style="color: navy; font-size: large;"><span lang="EN-ZW"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">Mugabe:</span></strong><span style="color: #000000;"> Ibva mberi kwangu, uri kudeyi?</span></span></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><span lang="EN-ZW"><span style="color: #000000;"> (out of my way)</span></span></span><span style="color: navy; font-size: large;"><span lang="EN-ZW"><span style="color: #000000;"><br />
</span><strong><span style="color: #000000;">Tsvangson</span></strong><span style="color: #000000;">: Chimuti, i-Relay mudhara! Haizi marathon iyi! (baton Old man this is a relay not a marathon)</span></span></span></address>
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		<title>Up-to No Good</title>
		<link>http://www.3rdliberation.com/2009/05/07/he-he-he-zim/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 12:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Musavengana Mhuri</dc:creator>
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<p><p class="wp-caption-text">Robert, Happyton, Constantine </p></div>
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		<title>McCain&#8217;s Last Call</title>
		<link>http://www.3rdliberation.com/2008/11/03/mccains-last-call/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><p class="wp-caption-text">I was hoping you could help me out here...........</p></div>
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		<title>B.O.B.</title>
		<link>http://www.3rdliberation.com/2008/07/06/bob/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am the &#8216;bhoza&#8217; of Zimbabwe                  I am the bomb                  Born of Bona                  I am Bob the boss                  My people love me   [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>I am the &#8216;bhoza&#8217; of Zimbabwe<br />
                 I am the bomb<br />
                 Born of Bona<br />
                 I am Bob the boss<br />
                 My people love me<br />
                 Whether they like it or know it</em></p>
<p>                 I am the first and best secretary<br />
                 Unbeaten in eight major elections<br />
                 Whether Blair or Brown calls them<br />
                 Feja feja or feya feya<br />
                 I am Bob the boss</p>
<p>                 The commander in chief<br />
                 The commissar in chief<br />
                 The secretary in chief<br />
                 The liberator in chief<br />
                 The war vet in chief<br />
                 The intellectual in chief<br />
                 The warrior in chief<br />
                 The minister in chief<br />
                 The governor in chief<br />
                 The president in chief<br />
                 Yes, I am Bob<br />
                 The boss in chief</p>
<p>                 Triumph after triumph<br />
                 Since 1980<br />
                 I came, I saw, I conquered<br />
                 In Mozambique ,<br />
                 There was Samora Machel<br />
                 Then came Chissano<br />
                 Then Guebuza,<br />
                 I am still Bob the boss!</p>
<p>                 In Namibia there were the boers<br />
                 Then came Nujoma<br />
                 Then came Pohamba<br />
                 In Zambia , there was Kaunda<br />
                 Then came Chiluba<br />
                 Then Mwanawasa<br />
                 I am still Bob the man!</p>
<p>                 In South Africa there was Botha<br />
                 Then came de Klerk<br />
                 Then Madiba<br />
                 Then Thabo Mbeki<br />
                 I am still the boss</p>
<p>                 In Botswana<br />
                 There was Khama<br />
                 Then came Masire<br />
                 Then Mogae<br />
                 Now Khama<br />
                 I am still..</p>
<p>                 In Malawi there was Banda<br />
                 Then came Muluzi<br />
                 Then came<br />
                 WaMutharika<br />
                 I am still..</p>
<p>                 In Tanzania there was Nyerere<br />
                 Then came Mwinyi<br />
                 Then came Mukapa<br />
                 Then came Kikwete<br />
                 I am still..</p>
<p>                 The Mois have gone<br />
                 The Jerry Rawlings have gone<br />
                 The Abachas,Babangidas<br />
                 Obasanjos , Eyademas have gone<br />
                 The Mobutus have died<br />
                 The Kabilas have gone!<br />
                 I am still around<br />
                 As Bob the boss!</p>
<p>                 Margaret Thatcher came<br />
                 John Major left<br />
                 Ronald Reagan was there<br />
                 George Bush snr left<br />
                 Bill Clinton left<br />
                 Dubya found me around<br />
                 Tony Blair resigned<br />
                 Gordon Brown has arrived<br />
                 Who am I ?</p>
<p>                 I formed SADCC<br />
                 I was there when we removed the other C<br />
                 OAU I joined<br />
                 AU I joined<br />
                 The Commonwealth I joined, chaired and left<br />
                 27 UN General Assemblies<br />
                 I have addressed<br />
                 Butros Butros Ghali I saw<br />
                 Kofi Annan I saw<br />
                 Ban ki-Moon I have seen<br />
                 I am Bob the boss</p>
<p>                 My ideology is the ideology<br />
                 Bobocracy is the name of the game<br />
                 Bobism the sine qua non</p>
<p>                 I died for this country<br />
                 I am Bob the boss<br />
                 2008 is Bob&#8217;s year<br />
                 One president, one people<br />
                 One party, one ideology<br />
                 I am Bob the boss</p>
<p>                 My people love me<br />
                 Whether they like it or know it<br />
                 I am the main man</p>
<p>                 I am Bob the boss in chief!!!</p>
<p>      Thanks guys!</p>
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