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Idiot of the Week – Chief Negomo (Luscious Chitsinde)

Good luck to the people of Chiweshe, when the above Chief summons you make sure he is not on the ZANU PF juice. Apperantly Chief Negomo is not aware of his jurisdiction and his knowledge of tradional marriage laws is nothing to go by which is highly embarrassing for a chief. I will not bore you [...]

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General Douglas Nyikayaramba

Idiot of the Week – Brigadier-General Douglas Nyikayaramba

This week we honour a man who has truly lost his mind, Zimbabwe National Army (ZNA) commander Brigadier-General Douglas Nyikayaramba has clinched the top prize. In an interview with Zimbabwe Independent, Nyikayaramba stated that…  “the President Robert Mugabe must remain in office for life and elections must be held this year to ensure “political stability” [...]

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Jonathan Moyo

Idiot of The Week – Prof. Jonathan Moyo (Again)

The exuberantly stupid Jonathan Moyo has been at it again, this man would do anything to stay in the news. The first time he attacked Zuma after the SADC Troika in April for announcing that the regional bloc was going to establish an election road map for Zimbabwe I tried to ignore him and I [...]

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Defence Minister Emmerson Mnangagwa

Idiot of the Week – Emmerson Mnangagwa

These last few weeks have been eventful both in Zimbabwe and around the world, we had the Royal Wedding, what a marvelous event it was, we had the snuffing out capture of Hide & Seek Champion (1993-2011) Mad man Osama Bin Ladin and also our hypocrit President touched down on European soil despite his ban [...]

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Jonathan Moyo

Idiot of The Week – Prof. Jonathan Moyo

  Disgraced Political prostitute and Tsholotsho North MP Professor Jonathan Moyo was a let-down for ZANU PF this week, he was set a task and he failed to deliver. His bribery or Vote Buying  mission went horribly wrong when his targets turned on him handed in the bribe money exposing his little scam. Jonathan Moyo [...]

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Idiot Of The Week – Tendai Savanhu

The losing Zanu PF parliamentary candidate in Mbare, Harare Tendai Savanhu who lost to lost to Pineal Denga of MDC-T has been busy organising notorious ZANU PF youth militia to assault MDC supporters and those not showing their allegiance to ZANU PF in Mbare and surrounding areas. Zanu-PF Politburo member Tendai Savanhu is the one [...]

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Midzi

Idiot of the Week – Tendai Midzi?

I have to admit until this week I had no idea who Mr Midzi was and after reading his ramblings about Sir Richard Branson investing in Zimbabwe I still have no idea what this man’s agenda is. What I know about Mr Midzi is that he hunting for a top job within ZANU PF and [...]

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Prime Minister Tsvangirai – The naivety of this Man

“Robert Mugabe and I have agreed to hold elections next year and whoever loses should not challenge the out come of the polls” …….Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai recently told members of his Party at a rally in Gokwe that he had had a gentlemans agreement with Robert “Geriatric” Mugabe that whoever [...]

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Idiot of the Week – Samuel Zuze strikes Again!

Back in February Magistrate Samuel Zuze was featured in “Idiot of the Week” ….For some strange reason I knew this man would be back. You have to be a serious idiot to be featured here twice, thats Zuze for you the man is a sandwich short of a picnic. Last week Magistrate Zuze jailed Gift [...]

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Jabulani Sibanda

Idiot of the Week – Jabulani Sibanda

    Asif Ali Zardari was my main target this week for obvious reasons but out of the blue enters Jabulani Sibanda the chairman of Zimbabwe National Liberation War Veterans Association (ZNLWVA). Mr Sibanda is currently on a ‘Tour of Terror’, accompanied by the Police he has been going round the country making sure those not [...]

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