Chiweshe’s Chief Negomo

Good luck to the people of Chiweshe, when the above Chief summons you make sure he is not on the ZANU PF juice. Apperantly Chief Negomo is not aware of his jurisdiction and his knowledge of tradional marriage laws is nothing to go by which is highly embarrassing for a chief.

I will not bore you with the details of  MorganmarriesanddivorcesLocadiaGate as this has been covered by every working journalist. Over zealous Chief Negomo tried to belittle Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai by summoning him to his tradional court for paying “lobola” in the month of November a culture taboo. As the Chief had given his messengers an early christmas break he decided to travel to Harare and deliver the summons in person something that is unheard of in the tradition. The Chief got a couple of things wrong here, 1. this did not take place in his jurisdiction, 2. the PM did not pay lobola, he paid damages (I’m sure these can be paid in any month of the year).

This has Zanu PF and CIO written all over it, the Chief has made a fool of himself and should be ashamed he is entangled in ZANU PF dirty politics tricks to discredit the Prime Minister before the rushed elections. It’s a good thing th PM saw through all this and decided not to play with the Chief.

Brigadier-General Douglas Nyikayaramba

This week we honour a man who has truly lost his mind, Zimbabwe National Army (ZNA) commander Brigadier-General Douglas Nyikayaramba has clinched the top prize.

In an interview with Zimbabwe Independent, Nyikayaramba stated that…  “the President Robert Mugabe must remain in office for life and elections must be held this year to ensure “political stability” in the country.”

I think what he meant to say was “the President Robert Mugabe must remain in office for life, elections will be rigged this year to ensure “political instability” while we bleed the country dry giving us more time to screw the economy like we have been doing these past years whilst reminding you of our contribution to the Liberation struggle”.

Some of you may ask, Why is the Brigadier-General of the country’s army siding with one political Party we thought he was meant to be non-partisan? Not in Zimbabwe.

Nyikayarambwa goes on to rant about how other senior security services chiefs are against Security Sector Reforms and why he would not salute Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai should he win the elections ZANU PF is so looking forward to. Nyikayarambwa goes on to say that should this be the case he would rather resign than work under a government headed by Tsvangirai (put up your hand if you think Douglas should start looking in the classifieds for a new job). The Brigadier knows who butters his bread as he goes on-and-on-and-on about Mugabe being the father of the struggle and how the struggle is still not over, without minimizing the significance of the Liberation Struggle dont we all think its time the Security Service chiefs changed the record.

Nguva yakawana vaNyikayaramba pfigai mukova on your way out !

The exuberantly stupid Jonathan Moyo has been at it again, this man would do anything to stay in the news. The first time he attacked Zuma after the SADC Troika in April for announcing that the regional bloc was going to establish an election road map for Zimbabwe I tried to ignore him and I am sure most people did. This ZANU PF we are dealing with, if it is not the Commander in Chief it is one of his minions, we are getting used it.

Now you ask yourself, How can Prof. Jonathan Moyo be Idiot-of-the-Week twice in 41 days? Easy….. Prof. Jonathan Moyo has a serious case of foot & mouth (putting his foot in his mouth) the man cannot keep it to himself, one would think that at a time when SADC waking up to ZANU PF’s rubbish people like the Professor would keep schtum, No No No no chance of that.

The last time Prof. Jonathan Moyo put pen to paper on the Zuma issue in the Sunday Mail Newspaper, the Vice President Joice Mujuru had to apologise to Zuma via the South African Embassy and George Charamba aka Nathaniel Manheru had to take a page out the newspaper with tail between his legs just to set the record straight and re-build relations with SA. In the article he distanced the Jongwe’s government and Moyo’s opinion.

This time Moyo is back accussing Zuma and SADC of being puppets of West, a card Zanu PF tends to pull out when they are backed into a corner causing further strain on the already tense relations between South Africa and Zimbabwe. If this has not angerd Zuma I don’t know what is going to, Moyo is in Mugabe’s pocket these rant have got to be comming from ZANU PF.

Although South Africa have dismissed Moyo’s opinions as the rantings of a fool I wonder who Mugabe is going to get to apologise? I suggest Chinotimba the comic war veteran, has a comedic way of easing the pain, JZ might get it and before you know it they might bosom buddies again.

Idiot-of-the-Week will try not to honour Prof. Jonathan Moyo in the next 41 days if he promises to behave himself.

Defence Minister Emmerson Mnangagwa

These last few weeks have been eventful both in Zimbabwe and around the world, we had the Royal Wedding, what a marvelous event it was, we had the snuffing out capture of Hide & Seek Champion (1993-2011) Mad man Osama Bin Ladin and also our hypocrit President touched down on European soil despite his ban on his way to Rome, a few days after telling Catholic elders at the ZCC to go to hell he attended the beatification of Pope John Paul II….class only Robert Mugabe can get away with such behavior.

Enough of that, that is not the reason why we are here, we are here to celebrate the idiocy of Defence Minister Emmerson Mnangagwa aka the other ZANU faction leader. Mnangagwa said Zimbabweans in the Diaspora will not be allowed to vote until targeted sanctions imposed on the ruling elite by the West have been removed. There they go waving the sanctions flag again, will anything be done in this country without ZANU PF wipping out the sanctions card, everything is blameed on the sanctions. His pathetic excuse goes……I can’t go over to England (because of sanctions) to campaign so no one in the diaspora is going to vote. Mnangagwa is well aware that very few people living outside Zimbabwe will vote the Regime back into power, wake up and smell the coffee, they are outside the country for a reason. Just come out and say it “The Diaspora will not vote for us” so they will not be included in the electoral process. All the other countries set up Polling stations at the Embassies so their nationals can take part in democratically electing a government of their choice. The diaspora has been campaigning for years to get the government to invlove them, petitions have been signed but ZANU PF will not be able handle the embarrassment so as usual they come up with excuses.

The truth of the matter is that  those in the diaspora do not have to vote to get Mugabe out of power Zimbabweans within Zimbabwe can handle that pretty well but it would be nice to engage to those Zimbabweans living in neighbouring countries and abroad to take part in matters that concern their country, was it not those in the diaspora who kept Zimbabwe afloat when Gidiot Gono was staying up all night printing money. Did Gidiot and RBZ not turn to those in diaspora via their scam Homelink (Private) Limited to keep the money flowing into the country. It seems you only turn the diaspora when you need a helping hand and when it comes to voting you do not want to know……….

The sanctions are targeted to you Emmerson not us now worry about that and let Zimbabweans vote. Hopefully the Constitutional Parliamentary Committee (COPAC) will decide in favor of those living outside Zimbabwe….

Jonathan Moyo

Disgraced Political prostitute and Tsholotsho North MP Professor Jonathan Moyo was a let-down for ZANU PF this week, he was set a task and he failed to deliver. His bribery or Vote Buying  mission went horribly wrong when his targets turned on him handed in the bribe money exposing his little scam. Jonathan Moyo tried to bribe MDC MPs to vote for Simon Khaya Moyo the Zanu PF candidate for Speaker of Parliament who lost it to Lovemore Moyo, there was one Moyos too many in this election. Zanu PF thought they were going to bag this one, they knew very well they did not have enough numbers to snatch victory so they turned to what they now best “buying votes” but getting Jonathan Moyo to do the job was their downfall. How Zanu PF think they are going to win any election is just ludicrous, its so bad two of their MPs voted for the opposition.

Now that Jonathan has been found out he is not happy chappy he has dismissed the allegations and threatened to sue the MDC-T, NewsDay and anyone who peddles the story for defamation. (Please dont come for me Mr Moyo I’m broke!). Zanu PF MPs should not go around bribing people or acting silly and not expect the press to jump on it. Theresa Makone should put presure on the police to investigate this matter, someone has got to stop this man as it seems that he does what only pleases Jonathan Moyo.

The losing Zanu PF parliamentary candidate in Mbare, Harare Tendai Savanhu who lost to lost to Pineal Denga of MDC-T has been busy organising notorious ZANU PF youth militia to assault MDC supporters and those not showing their allegiance to ZANU PF in Mbare and surrounding areas. Zanu-PF Politburo member Tendai Savanhu is the one who is responsible for the violence and chaos that is currently going on in Mbare. Mbare a MDC stronghold sees thugs brought in from rural areas  and other local Zanu hoodlums come in to disturb the the peace beating up people  and destroying properties. Savanhu is sponsoring ZANU PF thugs and in some cases paying these thugs upto  U$40.

Mr Savanhu very few people will vote for you in Mbare even the help of the local police wont help so why dont you concentrate on your Ministerial duties.

Idiot of the Week - Tendai Midzi

I have to admit until this week I had no idea who Mr Midzi was and after reading his ramblings about Sir Richard Branson investing in Zimbabwe I still have no idea what this man’s agenda is. What I know about Mr Midzi is that he hunting for a top job within ZANU PF and like most ZANU loud mouths he has decided to do it in anyway he can, even if it means embarissing himself. Mr Midzi referred to Sir Branson as Vulture disguised as an angel. Personally I do not think this is a fair assessment of the man. Richard Branson has done very well for himself and for a lot of people through his Virgin Unite organisation if he wants to come in and invest or help in setting up an investment platform in Zimbabwe I say let him go ahead its not like he is Bernard Madoff.

Prime Miniter Tsvangirai has been flying around world dampening the Zimbabwe situation calling for investors to come to the country and invest. Since the formation of the coalition disaster this has been one of his main duties now the investors are “queing” up people like Mr Midzi want us to think that cthis is the rebirth of colonisation. Colonisation only exists in this man’s head and no where else. Midzi argues that Branson should have come in earlier when the situation was dire, (has it improved?). Sir Richard Branson is a business man and not a politician where there is an opportunity he is there, I think Mr Midzi needs to look into what plans Branson has for Zimbabwe before he puts finger to keyboard and look the fool supporting Mugabe. The Rudd Concession will never be repeated in Zimbabwe, Zimbabweans will make sure of that. To me it sounds like Midzi is happy with the “work” the Chinese are doing in Zimbabwe, wake up and smell the coffee, what long term social projects have the Chinese set-up in Zimbabwe? What are they doing to benefit Zimbabweans? What philanthropy work have they done? Once the Chinese get what they want they are out of there. The Chinese are in Zimbabwe to rip us off, what do we get  in return…nothing. The only beneficiary in this whole arrangement is your Party ZANU PF as they get weapons to intimidate, maim and murder fellow Zimbabweans. Mr Midzi you can do better than this as a jurno you should not be subjecting your readers to such nonsense.One thing I agree with Midzi on is that Zimbabwe does not need help it has resources. We need a much better management team than the current one and as long as the thieving hands of ZANU are around nothing is going to work in our favor.

The world is now a global village we cannot shut other people expecially investors, it is up to us to put measures in place to make sure we are not exploited. What proves that Tendai Midzi lives in his own bubble is that he thinks people like Chiyangwa would do a better job, these are the same people who drive around their Bentleys showing the hungry what they have got, they invite cameras into their homes to show off their wealth yet they do nothing to help the unfortunate ones and  the less privileged who are made to live the lives of vermins.

I say let “Virgin” come to Zimbawe before you know it other business will follow suit.

PS. Midzi keeps asking “Who is Isabella Matambanadzo?” She is the is CEO of Enterprise Zimbabwe.

Prime Minister Tsvangirai

“Robert Mugabe and I have agreed to hold elections next year and whoever loses should not challenge the out come of the polls”

…….Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai

Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai recently told members of his Party at a rally in Gokwe that he had had a gentlemans agreement with Robert “Geriatric” Mugabe that whoever loses the elections walks out of office. Personally I wonder what the reaction was from the party members, did their jaws drop to the floor or were they rolling on the floor laughing out loud…..

Where has this man been for the last 30 years? or better yet has the last 2 years been erased from his memory? Mugabe  has a serious case of  not doing what he says or adhearing to any agreements and he would not know what a gentleman’s agreement was if it hit him in the face. Tsvangirai and MDC won the last election and Mugabe and JOC (Joint Operations Command) bullied their way back into power. Tsvangirai has been accused of making rushed decisions in the past that have left him in a pickle with party members and he must be a fool to think Mugabe would buy him a beer to toast to his victory in next years elections. I wonder if he had the same conversation with JOC (Joint Operations Command) and they agreed to it as they are the ones he has to worry about.  JOC has Mugabe running around as time is running out, they even have him begging Obama and Cameron to become friends again. Having sanctions lifted and making sure they stay in Power is at the top of  Mugabe’s Bucket List, Does the  PM seriously think when (not “if”) ZANU loses the elections they will go without a fight. Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai has a few issues when it comes to Mugabe, he is still scared of the man and wants to play the nice guy, I nauseate everytime he tries to sell him, show us that they are  getting along or put him across like he is a decent man with Zimbabweans at heart, Sorry Prime Minister we know what Robert is like, if you want  to think otherwise you go ahead. If Zimbabwe had a history of democracy and straight forward free and fair elections I’d say the Prime Minister has a chance but once again Mugabe has him drinking from the palm of his hand, it didn’t take long for The Geriatric  One to tame Tsvingirai.

What has changed since the last time Mugabe and ZANU rigged the elections, what has Tsvangirai and the MDC done to have such confidence that 2008 will never repeat itself over who takes over. If the constitutional exercise had ZANU running around what more of the elections Mugabe is now just a front man for the Party, the mere face of ZANU, the end of the road is within sight and we all know that, him leaving because the ballot says so is a joke.

I can guarantee that these words uttered by the Prime Minister at the rally are going to come back and bite him in the ass, Mugabe is going unleash “his” army and militia onto MDC, get the violence in motion rig the elections and tell the Prime Minister and party to hit the road….

Does the PM employ any Advisers or Strategist? Because if he does the party should get a refund. You are ill equipped for The Geriatric One.

Back in February Magistrate Samuel Zuze was featured in “Idiot of the Week” ….For some strange reason I knew this man would be back. You have to be a serious idiot to be featured here twice, thats Zuze for you the man is a sandwich short of a picnic. Last week Magistrate Zuze jailed Gift Mafuka for a year with hard labour for contravening Section 33 of the Criminal Law Codification and Reform Act. One would think if you break the law you have to do the time, thats all good until you find out the crime Gift was convicted for.

Gift Mafuka called Robert Mugabe wrinkly and old…Yes thats his only crime and Zuze thought a year in the slammer would do him good. I ask is Mugabe old …yes, is Mugabe wrinkly ….yes, is mugabe a dictator…yes (not that Mafuka mentioned this or he might be serving a life sentence). So why waste time on such cases when the Magistrate could be allocating all resources to the people being beaten up and terrorised in the name of Zimbabwe constitution exercise. Whoever gave this man a license to be part of the judiciary process must be kicking themselves. The Prime Minister has been called worse names by the oppostion and has never recieved an apology.

It gets better two months of Mafuka’s sentence were suspended on condition he does not commit a similar offence in the next five years, by that time Mugabe would older, 91 years with even more wrinkles hopefully not  President of Zimbabwe. What kind of justice is this, there are known perpertrators of violence who have never spent a night in custody for their crimes and Gift Mafuka spends a year in prison for the truth. Even a caution would have been ridiculous.

Blessed are the people of Chipinge for they have Samuel Zuze………

Once again we give you Magistrate Zuze number so you can let him know what a Zuze he is!

+263 91 25 20994, give him call or send him a text, let him know what you think.

Jabulani Sibanda

 Asif Ali Zardari was my main target this week for obvious reasons but out of the blue enters Jabulani Sibanda the chairman of Zimbabwe National Liberation War Veterans Association (ZNLWVA). Mr Sibanda is currently on a ‘Tour of Terror’, accompanied by the Police he has been going round the country making sure those not in favour of the Kariba Draft Constitution are disciplined accordingly.  With the help of the police and local chiefs Mr Sibanda turns up in your constituency in advance of the constitutional outreach meetings and “persuades” villagers to support ZANU PF, those who decline are dealt with.  

Zimbabwe is meant to be on the mend but you have idiots like Mr Sibanda making sure the violence continues. Without instability people like Sibanda will be out of work, there fore they make sure that the opposition is always on the receiving end, has this doen any good for Mugabe …..yes, has it done any good for the coalition government …no because they are clearly not singing from the same hymn sheet if ZANU is employing the services of people like Sibanda.  

I challenge the Co-Home Affairs Minister Theresa Makone to sack the Policemen who have been accompanying this Idiot on his terror campaign. I also challenge Mrs Makone to have Sibanda arrested Under the Criminal Law Codification and Reform Act (Section 33) for threatening to squash her boss the Prime Minister like a fly,  it is a crime against the State to Undermine the authority of or insulting Prime Minister or President…….hey they came up with this law not me. If such statements were made about the geriatric one someone will definitely be arrested for it.  

How people like Sibanda roam the countryside with impunity terrorising villagers just leaves one buffled but as the we get closer to elections we will be seeing more of Mr Sibanda.  

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Theresa Makone

A couple of weeks ago the Prime Minister Morgan Richard Tsvaingirai fired the Co-Home Affairs Minister Giles Mutsekwa for incomptence. He replaced Mr Mutsekwa with one of his best friends and financiers of the MDC Party Theresa Makone. Mrs Makone is the other half of the Prime Minister’s Permanent Secretary and Adviser, Ian Makone. Before the ink had dried on her new contract Mrs Makone was already showering Didymusa Mutasa with favors. Mr Mutasa’s son Martin Mutasa,Temba Mliswa , and George Marere were arrested on fraud charges and Makone thought she would push her weight about as the Co-Home Affairs Minister and have him released but the police have stuck to their guns and refused to be bullied by this woman. ZRP anti-corruption………. maybe the country is heading in a new direction and I think I like it……..sadly corruption is still rife Chihuri just once to teach Mutasa a lesson.

This has left MDC-T really embarrased by Makone’s actions with many asking for her to step down, no doubt Mr Mutsekwa is having the last laugh. With best friends like Jocelyn Chiwenga, the wife of Zimbabwe Defence Forces (ZDF) commander Constantine Chiwenga and relatives like Mutasa many people have questioned her loyalties…stop questioning she has just proved it. Mrs Makone claims she just happend to be at the police station where Mutasa son was held when the Presidential Affairs Minister arrived.

If this is the face of change then Zimbabweans dont need it, We are trying to get rid of a corrupt regime, Martin Mutasa does the crime let him do the time.

Idiot of the Week - George Charamba

There’s an old expression that says, “The only things certain in life are death and taxes.”  Well that is not entirely true.

Now there’s a new kid on the block…and it comes in the form of George Charamba aka Nathaniel Manheru. George is the Press Secretary in the President’s office and Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of Information in the Zimbabwean Govt. but he is better known as Mugabe’s voice. No man out there has got verbal diarrhea that can match that of George, he spews forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox and has the inablility to shut-up. It is guaranteed that every time this man opens his mouth his words destabilizes the already shakey coalition government of Zimbabwe.

If he is not doing this at press conferences he lets you know through his Herald column under the pseudonym ‘Nathaniel Manheru’. His intense animosity for the MDC is well known and he doesnt hide it. This week Charamba attacked the PM on the signing of BIPPA in South Korea, he accuses the PM Tsvangirai of having no authority signing the agreement on behalf of Zimbabwe without having Mugabe’s permission or going through the “proper” channels, Tsvangirai was merely promoting invetor relations between the two countries, thats not bad is it? Charmba’s boss flouts the constitution on a regular, now that the PM has made a decision without Mugabe’s blessing its cause for concern. In his article Charamba a.k.a. Nathaniel Manheru went on to accuse Tsvangirai of promoting MDC-T on official Government business and questions his competency as Prime Minister.

The Prime Minister has now accused Charamba of undermining the office (Section 33) the same crime that has landed most MDC leaders in big trouble recently, but we all know Charamba is untouchable. We have been here before, back in November 2009 MDC-T demanded that Charamba be removed from his post as he used the national newspapers and ZBC news to propagate hatred for the opposition.

Charamba can have all the titles and pseudonyms under the sun, one that suits him best  is Puppet Secretary in the President’s office, as he regurgitates in public what the President says in private. I have a feeling Mad Man Charamba will be a regular on Idiot-of the Week.

Some of Charambaisms

“Mugabe is as popular now is he was back in April 1980″

“Mugabe as an angry mad man has every option to do what he likes on earth”

“‘Zanu pf can form own government with or without MDC!’”

“West could go hang a thousand times”

“‘We can not print Tsvangirai’s passport because of sanctions!’”

Dr. Machivenyika Mapuranga

This week’s mad man is His Excellency Ambassador of Zimbabwe to the United States, Dr. Machivenyika Mapuranga. This highly educated imbecile would give his right arm to look like fool in Mugabe’s honour, last week he managed to get himself and his staff ejected from the Ritz-Carlton for heckling U.S Assistant Secretary of State for African Affairs Johnnie Carson at a dinner commemorating the founding of the Organization for African Unity for comments he made about human Rights issues in Zimbabwe.

Dr. Machivenyika Mapuranga was not impressed by this and decided to act in the only way he knew how to  that is to embarass himself and the Nation calling Johnnie Carson ‘a house slave’ how insulting. In DC Mapuranga is known as a Mini-Mugabe as he always rants about US and British trying to colonise Zimbabwe, as he was escorted out of the building the other African Diplomats booed him, prooving that not everyone his on Mugabe’s side. Zimbabwe has an appalling Human Rights record and this is no big news, people are abducted, torchered and murdered famillies are displaced, women and children are raped and abused. If you dont want other people talking about this then stop it get your house inorder. His he going to react like a hooligan everytime Zimbabwe Human Rights are mentioned?

No doubted the deluded Dr. Machivenyika Mapuranga will be seeking help from a very good professional to try teaching him how to behave in public.

Have a look at video below from 2007 proves our man has had verbal diarrhea for a while now.

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Crackpot ZANU PF sympathizer Chief Kasekete Changara has ordered the banning of bibles and worship in his district of Muzarabani in fear of return of colonisation. Once again Zimbabwes “Idiot Manufacturing Dept” is back to work this time with extremes. This is pure madness and goes against any Religious and Human rights. The Police are aware of this fool but they let him run riot, buring churches, why because he has got in for all MDC supporters. He has told his people not to allow MDC supporters to worship in their churches.

You ask yourself what has political affiliations have to do with worshipping? Only In Zimbabwe. How is this Power crazed Idiot  a Chief? With such views he should be sectioned for his own good, its surprising how such people are roaming the streets of Zimbabwe let alone be the leader. As a chief he should be impartial and lead in an exemplary way.

Earlier this week I heard something that made me laugh, MDC Supporters in certtain Rural Areas have been advised that the Governemt of Nation Union is on in Harare and is not observed anywhere else in the country therefore making it okay for the MDC supporters to preyed upon.

Philip Chiyangwa

Idiot of the week returns with popuplar Harare business man and nephew of  Robert Mugabe Mr. Philip Chiyangwa.

For many years now tis man has been involved in flipping. Buying businesses on the cheap then turning them into a money maker and this has left him a very wealth man. Philip Chiyangwa has friends and relatives in high places and he has taken full advantage of that which has turned him into a controversial figure in Zimbabwe.

Mr Chiyangwa is suing “The Standard Newspaper” for publishing false stories about him and his business practices and he is also suing the Mayor of Harare  and his councillors for defamation of character all for a cool U$900 million.

This man used his politial muscle and influence to acquire vast tracts of residential land in Greater Harare and how he aquired them has come under the spot light. Chiyangwa has been at it for some time now and because of his ties no-one dare say anything but the mayors office have been doing their job. Once again his connections have come in handy as the police have refused to intervene and investigate the case proving that in Zimbabwe there are people who are above the law.

This weeks top spot goes to:-  not an Individual but to Mugabe’s “Go to Guys”: ZANU PF Youth Militia. These are the guys ZANU PF calls upon to unleash terror in parts of the country that are not showing any support to Mugabe, ZANU and any opposition sympathisers.

This week they were in Masvingo, their Victims – Teachers. They beat up and terrorised Teachers who refused to demonstrate against Tsvangirai for failing to end targeted sanctions on Mugabe and his Zanu-PF cronies. As long as these militia groups are there violence would always be guaranteed in Zimbabwe. The majority of Zimbabweans do not want these sanctions removed so why target the teachers?

The education systems in Zimbabwe is on it knees and the very few teachers left in the country are further punished by these imbeciles. This is ZANU’s way of working well in coalition government.

Picture: Chris Kabwato

This weeks top spot in the Idiocy world goes to the Affirmative Action Group President Supa Mandiwanzira. Last eek the Zimbabwe Govt passed a racist destructive regulation (National Indigenization and Economic Empowerment Act) which requires business to hand over 51% ownership to Black Zimbabweans. Supa was so excited that he equated this to Zimbabwe getting independanc in 1980.

They are very few productive companies in the country that survived the poor ecnomy of the country and ZANU is ready to take them over in the name of Indigenisation. 1st the farms now business. We are all for the spread of wealth but racist destructive policises are not the way to go.

Mr Mandiwanzira is a very good Journo and has achieved a lot for himself but this just shows that the ZANU blood flows through is veins and cant wait to get his hands on a few companies……

Funny what greed does to a you, you are willing to sound like an idiot while lining your pocket.

Get a grip Supa

Words fail me, but I’ll give it a go……In Zimbabwe “Zuze” is a name given to a dodgy character and the Idiot of the Week has lived upto his name.

Magistrate Samuel Zuze convited and fined a group of farmers who were refusing to vacate farms they have occupied for more than a hundred years. The farmers then filed an appeal in the High Court which Zuze failed to recognise issuing an arrest warrant and eviction orders.

One would ask why Zuze was not letting justice prevail and ask questions as to why he is in such a rush to get rid of these farmers…..Well the answer is Magistrate Samuel Zuze is a direct beneficiary of the land and grab and is about to take over one of the farms. He should never have ruled on this case as he was not goin to be impartial.

Magistrate Samuel Zuze can be contacted on +263 91 25 20994, give him call or send him a text, let him know what you think.

Magistrate Samuel Zuze’s OFFER LETTER

The Illusive

Makedenge is the officer commanding the Law and Order section of the police but he finds time to ring journalists and threaten them with death.  This man needs to be stopped before it’s too late; well for his wife it is already too late as she committed suicide.

This man has been behind the abductions and torcher of anyone he feels is a threat Mugabe and ZANU PF. Why Tsvangirai and the MDC do not request investigations or the step down of the Chief Superintendent is beyond me. Recently his wife commited suicide  and questions have been asked and her family requested the suicide note she left behind mysteriously vanished. Although this was public knowledege Makedenge has decided to take out his frustrations on the Freelance journalist Stanley Kwenda who wrote story. Makedenge rang Kwenda on a Friday evening and told him he would be dead by the end of the weekend. Kwenda took this serously and fled the country as these animals are capable of anything.

  

 

Mentally Unstable

I dont know if this man is just trying to make the headlines or he has had a bit too much Zanu PF Lager.

Webster Shamu is blaming the West for the Togo attack. He claims that Western countries are trying to disrupt the World cup in SA. I ask myself, Why is the Information and Publicity Minister coming up with such humorous and irresponsible statements.

We know ZANU blames the West for everything wrong in this world but Shamu is a new entry, we are used to Robert “Geritric” Mugabe ranting the minute he gets an audience. Do they blame the West for the killings and beatings during the elections, the abductions, the rape and the country’s humanitarian meltdown of the Zimbabwe.

Its time to change the record as we are all bored now.