Chiweshe’s Chief Negomo

Good luck to the people of Chiweshe, when the above Chief summons you make sure he is not on the ZANU PF juice. Apperantly Chief Negomo is not aware of his jurisdiction and his knowledge of tradional marriage laws is nothing to go by which is highly embarrassing for a chief.

I will not bore you with the details of  MorganmarriesanddivorcesLocadiaGate as this has been covered by every working journalist. Over zealous Chief Negomo tried to belittle Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai by summoning him to his tradional court for paying “lobola” in the month of November a culture taboo. As the Chief had given his messengers an early christmas break he decided to travel to Harare and deliver the summons in person something that is unheard of in the tradition. The Chief got a couple of things wrong here, 1. this did not take place in his jurisdiction, 2. the PM did not pay lobola, he paid damages (I’m sure these can be paid in any month of the year).

This has Zanu PF and CIO written all over it, the Chief has made a fool of himself and should be ashamed he is entangled in ZANU PF dirty politics tricks to discredit the Prime Minister before the rushed elections. It’s a good thing th PM saw through all this and decided not to play with the Chief.

This is Uncle B. on the M.I.C.......Toita Sei!

There is something about the month of November that gets Mugabe’s lyrical juices flowing, splashed across new-sites and papers today were news about the release of his “Pop” song Toita Sei (What Shall We Do?). A cheap shot from the aging ZANU PF leader to engage and brainwash the youth of Zimbabwe…..Why not? It has worked the his collaborators a band called Born Free Crew (Why Sanii Why ????) a talented group of young people who have decided to waste their talent on promoting ZANU PF and educating their fellow peers on the Mugabe’s contribution to our society. What they have failed to do is highlight Mugabe’s disastrous and highly unsuccessful economic and social policies…..(They are not paid for that now are they…..)

Mugabe featured last November on the Band’s Get Connected song. The song pays tribute to President Mugabe were he “drops” the following words “Hello Shingi Zvirisei sei, How has your day been?” and he says throughout the entire song. In the run-up to elections Robert Mugabe is now scraping the barrel, portraying himself as a “cool” President in-touch with the youth only to get their vote is just pathetic.

This November Mugabe aka Uncle B. is taking his musical career a little more serious dropping more than his previous  one liners, this time he goes for it. Mugabe has not offered Zimbabwe anything new in the last 30 years and this is evident in his message on the song. He is still singing the same old song about colonialism and the British. According to the Zim government website “the song educates people, especially youths, about the ugly side of colonialism that saw many people losing their lives as a result of atrocities committed by the colonisers”. To make sure you get the message Uncle B. as given free copies of his soon chart topping disc to commuter operators to make sure he reaches his targeted audience and as a man with friends in the right places he has made sure it gets air play on radio and tv just before news bulletins……Clearly this man has nothing to offer.

Extract from the song…..

What goes on to prove that this is a Government/ZANU PF project messing with our taxes is that Information and Publicity Minister Webster Shamu is the executive producer.

On the bright side Mugabe aka Uncle B. can turn to his music career once he loses the next election.

One who was a thorn in Mugabe’s side as he questioned the President’s every move and did not hide his feelings about the old man not hanging up his boots enede up dead in a house fire that he could have escaped easily.

The other is the President’s Banker rumoured to have had an affair with the first Lady and currently at war with Saviour Kasukuwere over the ridiclous indegionousation laws (looting of business)  who said “resign or we kick him out” think what you want but I think here Mr Kasukuwere was sending out a message and thanks to wiki leaks who also revealled just before the farm blaze that Gono was friends with Mugabe’s enemies and had told US Ambassador that Zanu PF hardliners for “making his job difficult”. The reasons above give some unhappy people cause to start a fire.

No one is immune to ZANU PF “killing machine” and Gidiot Gono should take this as a warning. Tread carefully. CIO don’t normally get it wrong maybe they sent in rookies this time and someone botched the job.

According to the powers that be, gone are the days when governement officials drove recklessly at high speeds in their mercedes benzs or 4×4 vehicles aiming for potholes trying to take out maPuma (Army armoured trucks) playing dodge ball with lamp posts and trees, now they just carelessly leave fire accelerants lying about on their farms waiting for mysterous accidents to happen….

Solomon Mujuru aka Rex Nhongo May 1, 1949 – August 15, 2011

The death of retired army General Solomon Tapfumaneyi Mujuru aka Rex Nhongo has sent the country into a state of shock with tongues wagging and for the first time in the murky politics of Zimbabwe the opposition can sit-out on this one.

A decorated liberation war hero General Solomon Mujuru will be remembered by all Zimbabweans as a true hero of the liberation struggle.

Though Joice Mujuru has come out and said that people should not jump to conclusions regarding her husband’s death the family want answers and are thinking of bringing in foreign investigators to look into this matter as those locally might interfere. If this was just an accident why the so many discrepencies, why a police investigation, surely the Fire Dept who turned up 3 hours late with no water have an investigation team to look into this.

I do not blame Zimbabweans for being sceptical about the General’s death, it was what we know, it was what we have come to accept, political figures who act like a dog with a bone die in mysterious accidents or are “bumped-off “, and one other thing we have come to accept is that no culprits are never brought to book as those responsible are “untouchable” and very ingenious in their ways. (List below, feel free to add to it)

The in-fighting within Zanu PF has intensified in recent years as the old man takes more flights to Asia to see his health team, Gen Mujuru has been backing his wife Joice to take over once Mugabe retires “steps down” dies. Vying for the same post is the Joint Operations Command Chair Emmerson Munangagwa who is known to be ruthless when it calls for it and the only one who really stands to benefit the most from the General death. In recent times Gen Mujuru believed aging Mugabe had become a political liability for Zanu PF and had made this known repeatedly resisting Mugabe’s election plans and becoming a thorn in Mugabe’s side.

The most intriguing thing about all this and I guess why a lot Zanu PFs would like anwsers to Who dunnit?…….. is they never expected one of their own to go in such a manner. Mugabe is going soon so the gloves are off.

Suspicious Deaths Political Casualties

Hebert Chitepo (1975): Car Bomb

Witness Rukarwa (1995): Car Accident

Josiah Tongogara (1979): Car Accident

William Ndangana (1989) : Car Accident (Classic, Army truck hit was meant to take out Edgar Tekere)

Sydney  Malunga (1989): Car Accident

Christopher Ushewokunze (1994) Car Accident

Susan Tsvangirai Car Crash

Border Gezi (2001) Car Accident

Moven Mahachi (2001) Car Accident

Elliot Manyika (2008) : Road Accident

Edison Zvobgo (2004): Car Accident (Only managed to break his legs)

Zororo Duri (1996) Car Accident (Killed on the same spot as Ndangana)

Winston Changara (2007): Car Accident Mugabe Bodyguard

Brigadier General Paul Armstrong Gunda: Rail Road Accident

Here is Jonathan “Sitting-on-the-fence” Moyo doing what he does best.

The full text of Communiqué of the Extraordinary Summit of Heads of State and Government of the Southern African Development Community, Sandton, Republic of South Africa

12 June 2011

1. The Extraordinary Summit of Heads of State and Government of the Southern African Development Community (SADC) was held at Sandton, Republic of South Africa on 11 and 12 June 2011.

2. The summit was officially opened by His Excellency Hifikepunye Pohamba, President of the Republic of Namibia and SADC Chairperson.

3. The summit was attended by the following Heads of State and Government or their representatives:
Lesotho: Rt. Hon. Pakalitha Mosisili;
Malawi: H.E. Ngwazi Prof. Bingu Wa Mutharika;
Mozambique: H.E. Armando Emilio Guebuza ;
Namibia: H.E. Hifikepunye Pohamba;
South Africa: H.E. Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma;
Swaziland: H.M. King Mswati III;
Tanzania: H.E. Dr. Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete;
Zimbabwe: H.E. Robert Gabriel Mugabe;
Botswana: H.E. Lt. Gen. Mompati Merafhe, Vice President;
Seychelles: H.E Dr Danny Faure, Vice President.
Zambia: H.E. George Kunda, Vice President and Minister of Justice;
Angola: Hon. Georges Rebelo Pinto Chikoti, Minister of External Relations;
Democratic Republic of the Congo: Hon. Raymond Tshibanda N’tungamulongo, Minister of Regional and International Cooperation;
Mauritius: Hon. Dr. Arvin Boolell, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Regional Integration and International Trade.

4. The summit was also attended by SADC Executive Secretary Dr. Tomaz A Salomão.

5. In attendance of the Summit was also H.E. Joaquim A Chissano, former President of the Republic of Mozambique, and SADC Mediator on Madagascar.

6. Also in attendance at the Summit was the Right Hon. Morgan Tsvangirai, Prime Minister of Zimbabwe and Hon. Prof. Welshman Ncube, representing Movement for Democratic Change – Tsvangirai (MDC-T), Movement for Democratic Change -Ncube (MDC-N) political parties respectively.

7. Summit considered reports on the prevailing political and security situation in Madagascar and Zimbabwe.

8. On Madagascar, summit noted the outcome of the meeting that took place on 6 and 7June, 2011 in Gaborone, Republic of Botswana, convened by the SADC Chairperson, H.E Hifikepunye Pohamba, President of the Republic of Namibia and H.E. Rupiah Bwezani Banda, President of the Republic of Zambia and Chairperson of the Organ on Politics, Defence and Security Cooperation, and H.E. Joaquim Chissano, former President of the Republic of Mozambique and the SADC Mediator on the Madagascar crisis, as mandated by the Extraordinary Summit of SADC Heads of State and Government at its meeting held in Windhoek, Republic of Namibia, 20 May, 2011.

9. Summit also noted that the Gaborone meeting was attended by eleven (11) political stakeholders from Madagascar, namely: AREMA; ESCOPOL; Les Autres Sensibilités; HPM; MDM; Mouvance Ratsiraka; Mouvance Ravalomanana; Mouvance Zafy; TGV; UAMAD/MONIMA and UDR-C.

10. Summit commended the SADC Chairperson, the Chairperson of the SADC Organ on Politics, Defence and Security Cooperation for convening the meeting with the Malagasy stakeholders.

11. Summit also commended the people and government of the Republic of Botswana for hosting the meeting.

12. Summit noted that the return of that country to constitutional normalcy is a matter of urgency.

13. Summit also noted that eight out of eleven Malagasy Political Stakeholders have already initialled the Roadmap that is intended to return the country to constitutional normalcy.

14. Summit endorsed the Roadmap to bring Madagascar into constitutional normalcy presented by the SADC Mediator on Madagascar after effecting necessary amendments.

15. Summit urged the leaders of the Mouvances Ratsiraka, Ravalomanana and Zafy to initial the Roadmap expeditiously as soon as the necessary amendments are effected.

16. Summit also urged the High Transition Authority (HTA) to allow Malagasy people in exile for political reasons, to be allowed to return to the country unconditionally including Mr. Marc Ravalomanana.

17. Summit further urged the HTA to urgently develop and enact all outstanding Legal Instruments to ensure the political freedom of all Malagasy in the inclusive process leading to free, fair, and credible elections.

18. Summit commended the Malagasy Political Stakeholders for their commitment to dialogue and finding an inclusive solution and urged them to remain focused on the implementation of the agreed Roadmap in order to urgently fulfil the aspirations of the Malagasy people for peace, stability and socio-economic development.

19. Summit also commended H.E. Joachim Chissano, former President of Mozambique for his tireless efforts in bringing together the Malagasy stakeholders in the search of lasting solution for the current crisis in Madagascar.

20. Summit urged the Organ Troika to remain actively seized of the political situation in Madagascar.

21. On Zimbabwe, summit noted the report of H.E. Jacob G. Zuma, President of the Republic of South Africa and SADC Facilitator on Zimbabwe, on the progress made in the implementation of the Global Political Agreement (GPA) in Zimbabwe noting consultations held with the Stakeholders in Zimbabwe on the implementation of the outstanding issues on the GPA.

22. Summit noted the decisions of the Organ Troika Summit held in Livingstone, Zambia in March 2011.

23. Summit mandated the Organ Troika to continue to assist Zimbabwe in the full implementation of the GPA.

24. Summit urged the Organ Troika to appoint their representatives as soon as possible to participate in the Joint Monitoring and Implementation Committee (JOMIC).

25. Summit mandated the Secretariat to mobilise resources for JOMIC for it to discharge its functions.

26. Summit encouraged the parties to the GPA to move faster in the implementation of the GPA and create a conducive environment to the holding of elections that will be free and fair, under conditions of a level political field.

27. Summit commended H.E. Jacob G Zuma, President of the Republic of South Africa, and the Facilitator for the Zimbabwe Political Dialogue for his efforts towards the full implementation of the Global Political Agreement.

28. Summit urged the Organ Troika to remain seized with the implementation of the Global Political Agreement in Zimbabwe.

29. Summit recalled its decision taken during the Extraordinary Summit in Windhoek, Namibia in August r 2010, mandating the Chairperson of SADC, the Chairperson of the Organ, SADC Facilitator for the Zimbabwe Political Dialogue assisted by the Secretariat to undertake the mission to the United Kingdom, United States of America and the European Union.

30. Summit received a Report on the mission and noted its recommendations.

31. Summit committed to continue dialogue with the western powers on the removal of sanction against Zimbabwe.

32. Summit expressed heartfelt condolences to the government and the people of South Africa for the passing of Mrs Albertina Sisulu who was laid to rest on 11 June 2011.

33. The Summit expressed its appreciation to the Government and People of the Republic of South Africa for the warm hospitality extended to all delegates and facilities placed at their disposal that made this summit a success.

The small-minded-ignorant people of Kokbite Village in Ghana have insulted the people of Zimbabwe by saying Mugabe is best leader in Africa. Is this some kind of perverse joke? What have we done to deserve this, it is just absurd and will not be accerpted by the people of Zimbabwe. Some have said he was sent by the the Almighty to lead the people of Africa, how blasphemous is that. They should pray for forgiveness for suggesting such. I challenge the small-minded-ignorant people of Kokbite Village to move to Zimbabwe for a month and still utter such BS.

Ghanaians do not have a clue what Zimbabweans have gone through under the leadership of this man, they can have Robert Mugabe any day if he is such a brilliant super being, let him come over there and sort out your economy and spread his Pan-Africanism.

What makes Mugabe so great in the small minds of the small-minded-ignorant people of Kokbite Village is that he lived in Ghana for a few years and he vilifies the West offering nothing new to the Zimbabweans. If anything Mugabe has single handedly alienated Zimbabwe from the International community and this is going to take a long time to repair.

I’d really love to know what the small-minded-ignorant people of Kokbite Village have judged on, was it Mugabe’s superperb Human rights record, his destruction of the economy, his fair land distribution policies, his ditching the Zim Dollar and taking on the U$ Dollar? Everyone is entiled to their own opinions but it would interesting to know what these people think is so great about a man who is responsible for the many deaths of his own people, a man who is at the forefront of plundering his countrys natural resources.

To my Ghanaians brothers and sisiters, stop being stuck in the colonial era, Mugabe was not sent by the Almight and we do not appreciate sentiments. Lets just get along…………If you want Mugabe you better hurry up as he does not have many days left in him.

Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi and Jacob "Dud" Zuma

Whoever thought this was a good idea should be shot……Yes I said it SHOT!

I am done with Jacob Zuma, here is a man who has FAILED miserably in his bid to sort out the political mess in Zimbabwe and some issues in SADC yet he thinks he is right man to pursade Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi to calm the situation in Lybia. This was a long way to go for a cup of tea as we all know Gaddaffi is not going to listen to this weasel.

It is time we dropped the mug like a hot potatoe and dealt with this matter ourselves our situation was created by Thabo Mbeki and made worse by Jacob Zuma with the Help of SADC. MDC Can write and complain as much as they want to this man but he is not going to improve our situation.

This is what I don’t get about Africa out of the whole of Africa, we seem to choose the duds the sort out serious matters, laughable stuff but not as funny as Thabo Mbeki turning up in Côte d’Ivoire to sort out the differences between Laurent Gbagbo and Alassane Ouattara. Ecowas saw this dud from a mile away and gave him a cold shoulder.

It’s a long way to go, just to be told to F*%K OFF back to South Africa!

Zimbabwe ditch this iddiot now before he gets us into more trouble

Brigadier-General Douglas Nyikayaramba

This week we honour a man who has truly lost his mind, Zimbabwe National Army (ZNA) commander Brigadier-General Douglas Nyikayaramba has clinched the top prize.

In an interview with Zimbabwe Independent, Nyikayaramba stated that…  “the President Robert Mugabe must remain in office for life and elections must be held this year to ensure “political stability” in the country.”

I think what he meant to say was “the President Robert Mugabe must remain in office for life, elections will be rigged this year to ensure “political instability” while we bleed the country dry giving us more time to screw the economy like we have been doing these past years whilst reminding you of our contribution to the Liberation struggle”.

Some of you may ask, Why is the Brigadier-General of the country’s army siding with one political Party we thought he was meant to be non-partisan? Not in Zimbabwe.

Nyikayarambwa goes on to rant about how other senior security services chiefs are against Security Sector Reforms and why he would not salute Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai should he win the elections ZANU PF is so looking forward to. Nyikayarambwa goes on to say that should this be the case he would rather resign than work under a government headed by Tsvangirai (put up your hand if you think Douglas should start looking in the classifieds for a new job). The Brigadier knows who butters his bread as he goes on-and-on-and-on about Mugabe being the father of the struggle and how the struggle is still not over, without minimizing the significance of the Liberation Struggle dont we all think its time the Security Service chiefs changed the record.

Nguva yakawana vaNyikayaramba pfigai mukova on your way out !

Keep OFF Mugabe's Toilet

When is this ridiculousness going to stop……..Alois Mabhunu, a homicide detective in Bulawayo was arrested for using President Robert Mugabe’s toilet at the annual Trade Fair and could face more than a year in prison. Lucky for Mabhunu he has Human Rights Lawyer Beatrice Mtetwa representing him.

A caution maybe for answering natures call at the expense of the President, an arrest and charge of a senior police official is just ludicrous. This treating of Mugabe as a mini-god has gone too far, they deem this as an insult to the Geriatric One a violation of Section 33 of the Criminal Law and Codification Act, which punishes anyone who insults or undermines the authority of the President.

Mugabe himself can put a stop to this nonsense but he seems to revel in it, it is just plain shamefull for a “leader” of a country to be involved or have his name tied to such rubbish. This is just a waste of time and a waste of taxpayers money (something Zimbabwe doesn’t have a lot of). I have been saying for a while now that ZANU PF is an organisation that has nothing to offer Zimbabweans, it has been reduced to toilet “stuff” and this is how they are making headlines.

Mabhunu’s case should not have gone this far but with idiots like these………

The exuberantly stupid Jonathan Moyo has been at it again, this man would do anything to stay in the news. The first time he attacked Zuma after the SADC Troika in April for announcing that the regional bloc was going to establish an election road map for Zimbabwe I tried to ignore him and I am sure most people did. This ZANU PF we are dealing with, if it is not the Commander in Chief it is one of his minions, we are getting used it.

Now you ask yourself, How can Prof. Jonathan Moyo be Idiot-of-the-Week twice in 41 days? Easy….. Prof. Jonathan Moyo has a serious case of foot & mouth (putting his foot in his mouth) the man cannot keep it to himself, one would think that at a time when SADC waking up to ZANU PF’s rubbish people like the Professor would keep schtum, No No No no chance of that.

The last time Prof. Jonathan Moyo put pen to paper on the Zuma issue in the Sunday Mail Newspaper, the Vice President Joice Mujuru had to apologise to Zuma via the South African Embassy and George Charamba aka Nathaniel Manheru had to take a page out the newspaper with tail between his legs just to set the record straight and re-build relations with SA. In the article he distanced the Jongwe’s government and Moyo’s opinion.

This time Moyo is back accussing Zuma and SADC of being puppets of West, a card Zanu PF tends to pull out when they are backed into a corner causing further strain on the already tense relations between South Africa and Zimbabwe. If this has not angerd Zuma I don’t know what is going to, Moyo is in Mugabe’s pocket these rant have got to be comming from ZANU PF.

Although South Africa have dismissed Moyo’s opinions as the rantings of a fool I wonder who Mugabe is going to get to apologise? I suggest Chinotimba the comic war veteran, has a comedic way of easing the pain, JZ might get it and before you know it they might bosom buddies again.

Idiot-of-the-Week will try not to honour Prof. Jonathan Moyo in the next 41 days if he promises to behave himself.

Defence Minister Emmerson Mnangagwa

These last few weeks have been eventful both in Zimbabwe and around the world, we had the Royal Wedding, what a marvelous event it was, we had the snuffing out capture of Hide & Seek Champion (1993-2011) Mad man Osama Bin Ladin and also our hypocrit President touched down on European soil despite his ban on his way to Rome, a few days after telling Catholic elders at the ZCC to go to hell he attended the beatification of Pope John Paul II….class only Robert Mugabe can get away with such behavior.

Enough of that, that is not the reason why we are here, we are here to celebrate the idiocy of Defence Minister Emmerson Mnangagwa aka the other ZANU faction leader. Mnangagwa said Zimbabweans in the Diaspora will not be allowed to vote until targeted sanctions imposed on the ruling elite by the West have been removed. There they go waving the sanctions flag again, will anything be done in this country without ZANU PF wipping out the sanctions card, everything is blameed on the sanctions. His pathetic excuse goes……I can’t go over to England (because of sanctions) to campaign so no one in the diaspora is going to vote. Mnangagwa is well aware that very few people living outside Zimbabwe will vote the Regime back into power, wake up and smell the coffee, they are outside the country for a reason. Just come out and say it “The Diaspora will not vote for us” so they will not be included in the electoral process. All the other countries set up Polling stations at the Embassies so their nationals can take part in democratically electing a government of their choice. The diaspora has been campaigning for years to get the government to invlove them, petitions have been signed but ZANU PF will not be able handle the embarrassment so as usual they come up with excuses.

The truth of the matter is that  those in the diaspora do not have to vote to get Mugabe out of power Zimbabweans within Zimbabwe can handle that pretty well but it would be nice to engage to those Zimbabweans living in neighbouring countries and abroad to take part in matters that concern their country, was it not those in the diaspora who kept Zimbabwe afloat when Gidiot Gono was staying up all night printing money. Did Gidiot and RBZ not turn to those in diaspora via their scam Homelink (Private) Limited to keep the money flowing into the country. It seems you only turn the diaspora when you need a helping hand and when it comes to voting you do not want to know……….

The sanctions are targeted to you Emmerson not us now worry about that and let Zimbabweans vote. Hopefully the Constitutional Parliamentary Committee (COPAC) will decide in favor of those living outside Zimbabwe….

Gbagbo is out, what a muppet, lost the election then came up with some story ’bout the West conspiring to get him out of  power. If there is anything that works in politics its elections, people vote you in and when you can’t pull your weight on the job they vote you out. Gbagbo was voted out but he had other plans, when are these African leaders going to learn? When you don’t get enough votes just leave with your dignity intact because when they come for you it is going to be messy and those are the last images we are going to have of you. Why Gbagbo did not negotiate an exit plan earlier on just shows how greedy and disillusioned he was, ECOWAS blamed him for the violence and called on the UN to take action and this has left him the laughing stock of the world……Go France go any of these idiots who want to hold onto power way past their sell by dates deserve to be paraded in such a humiliating way. It’s clear from these images Gbagbo is no longer in control.

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I hope Mugabe and Gaddafi have been glued to the screens because this is how it ends no drum majorettes, no pipe bands as you are dragged out of your hole. When the people give you a chance to go, grab it because the end is not pretty at all.

Watch the step old man

3 days ago the Robert Mugabe left for Singapore, it must be that prostate cancer time for another routine check up (the cataract) and guess who is funding this trip …………….yes! the people of Zimbabwe. Once again Robert has dipped his hand in the cookie jar and helped himself. Mugabe still does not have confidence in the doctors back home, so off he goes to Singapore. The interesting thing about this trip is that Mugabe has accompanied his wife who is seeking treatment for what was described as a serious ailment (that makes 2 members of the Mugabe family who lack confidence in Zimbabwean Doctors).

Call me a sceptic if you want that’s your own opinion (you are entitled to it) but I think this is all rubbish. Let’s be serious here, although Grace has stayed away from the cameras since we learnt about the affair Mugabe is in Singapore for medical treatment and his team have run out of excuses, they can’t keep feeding the nation the same old nonsense every week. We saw it for ourselves at the SADC Troika Summit in Livingstone, Zambia where Mugabe arrived with an entourage of over 60 people; the man was wobbly on his feet and had to make use of a golf buggy. I thought to myself how cruel of ZANU PF to trouble a man of ill-health in his later years in such a way. Mugabe’s own spokesman George Charamba aka Nathaniel Manheru does not have clue why the President is in Singapore and I find this interesting. Charamba is Mugabe’s little lap dog and I find it hard to believe that he does not have a clue why his master is out of the country. In a way Charamba has let the cat out of the bag by speculating like a race track bettor, below are some of the reasons for the latest trip

• Meeting up daughter in Singapore who is on attachment in China
• Grace dislocated her hip (…….and she goes all the way to Singapore!)
• Grace badly injured her back while exercising at a gym.
• Grace developed some slight discomfort with her back after the birth of Chatunga

The writing is on the wall, why this man does not just take a back seat stop troubling himself and enjoy the very few days he has left is just madness, what is the point if every time he has a bad night he jets off to Singapore surely our coffers can not handle this.

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The dead bodies are showing up just in time for election campaign, wow. Robert Mugabe and ZANU PF are once again taking us for fools, using this as political propaganda to get the people behind them as we draw closer to the election. It’s like clock work with this party, you wait for it long enough you hear them come up with the same old rubbish, it’s the varungu (Whites), it’s Britain, it’s America it’s this it’s that. I have said this time and time again Robert Mugabe and ZANU PF have nothing new to offer Zimbabwe it’s the same old song over and over, this time it’s an evil disturbing stunt by this regime. Every time Mugabe gets on the podium he reminds the people of the armed struggle (kuteura ropa) or something from that era just to get them to think “oh we have to get behind Mugabe he liberated us”. Sorry Mr President, us the people are tired of this, it’s time to change the record.

Mugabe and ZANU PF have decided to blame Ian Smith and the pre-independence war for these bodies, hoping people will rally behind them, how sick is that. They have even gone to the extent of organising school trips to the mine to “educate” school children on the atrocities of the Smith regime and parading them on national tv (you can smell the desperation).

You do not have to be a pathologist to come up with: These bodies are not from three decades ago (Look at this pics). Some eager beaver within the party has tried to defy the laws of science here and this has discredited the whole stunt. These bodies were first discovered in 2008 why didn’t you tell us about them then, why now? Saviour Kasukuwere, the Zanu (PF) Minister of Youth, Indigenisation and Economic Empowerment has said, “Forensic tests and DNA analysis of the remains won’t be carried out” .

I ask myself two things here:

1. Why is the Zanu (PF) Minister of Youth, Indigenisation and Economic Empowerment getting involved?
2. Why are Forensic tests and DNA analysis not being carried out. (Could it be ZANU knows the cause of death therefore we skip this step)

Surely this is a  Home Affairs Ministry job, right now Kembo Mohadi and Theresa Makone should their sleeves rolled up down the mine shaft sorting this mess out. ZANU PF has blood on their hands they should tell us what happened here, Zimbabwe is tired of this pulling the wool over our eyes and spewing the same old hogwash whenever you want a bit of support. These bodies are something ZANU PF have full knowledge of, who they are, where they came from and how they got down that mine shaft. This has Gukurahundi and disappeared opposition political victims written all over it. Poor Ian Smith is not here to defend himself or his regime hence ZANU take advantage.