Here is Jonathan “Sitting-on-the-fence” Moyo doing what he does best.

The exuberantly stupid Jonathan Moyo has been at it again, this man would do anything to stay in the news. The first time he attacked Zuma after the SADC Troika in April for announcing that the regional bloc was going to establish an election road map for Zimbabwe I tried to ignore him and I am sure most people did. This ZANU PF we are dealing with, if it is not the Commander in Chief it is one of his minions, we are getting used it.

Now you ask yourself, How can Prof. Jonathan Moyo be Idiot-of-the-Week twice in 41 days? Easy….. Prof. Jonathan Moyo has a serious case of foot & mouth (putting his foot in his mouth) the man cannot keep it to himself, one would think that at a time when SADC waking up to ZANU PF’s rubbish people like the Professor would keep schtum, No No No no chance of that.

The last time Prof. Jonathan Moyo put pen to paper on the Zuma issue in the Sunday Mail Newspaper, the Vice President Joice Mujuru had to apologise to Zuma via the South African Embassy and George Charamba aka Nathaniel Manheru had to take a page out the newspaper with tail between his legs just to set the record straight and re-build relations with SA. In the article he distanced the Jongwe’s government and Moyo’s opinion.

This time Moyo is back accussing Zuma and SADC of being puppets of West, a card Zanu PF tends to pull out when they are backed into a corner causing further strain on the already tense relations between South Africa and Zimbabwe. If this has not angerd Zuma I don’t know what is going to, Moyo is in Mugabe’s pocket these rant have got to be comming from ZANU PF.

Although South Africa have dismissed Moyo’s opinions as the rantings of a fool I wonder who Mugabe is going to get to apologise? I suggest Chinotimba the comic war veteran, has a comedic way of easing the pain, JZ might get it and before you know it they might bosom buddies again.

Idiot-of-the-Week will try not to honour Prof. Jonathan Moyo in the next 41 days if he promises to behave himself.

Back in February Magistrate Samuel Zuze was featured in “Idiot of the Week” ….For some strange reason I knew this man would be back. You have to be a serious idiot to be featured here twice, thats Zuze for you the man is a sandwich short of a picnic. Last week Magistrate Zuze jailed Gift Mafuka for a year with hard labour for contravening Section 33 of the Criminal Law Codification and Reform Act. One would think if you break the law you have to do the time, thats all good until you find out the crime Gift was convicted for.

Gift Mafuka called Robert Mugabe wrinkly and old…Yes thats his only crime and Zuze thought a year in the slammer would do him good. I ask is Mugabe old …yes, is Mugabe wrinkly ….yes, is mugabe a dictator…yes (not that Mafuka mentioned this or he might be serving a life sentence). So why waste time on such cases when the Magistrate could be allocating all resources to the people being beaten up and terrorised in the name of Zimbabwe constitution exercise. Whoever gave this man a license to be part of the judiciary process must be kicking themselves. The Prime Minister has been called worse names by the oppostion and has never recieved an apology.

It gets better two months of Mafuka’s sentence were suspended on condition he does not commit a similar offence in the next five years, by that time Mugabe would older, 91 years with even more wrinkles hopefully not  President of Zimbabwe. What kind of justice is this, there are known perpertrators of violence who have never spent a night in custody for their crimes and Gift Mafuka spends a year in prison for the truth. Even a caution would have been ridiculous.

Blessed are the people of Chipinge for they have Samuel Zuze………

Once again we give you Magistrate Zuze number so you can let him know what a Zuze he is!

+263 91 25 20994, give him call or send him a text, let him know what you think.

Idiot of the Week - George Charamba

There’s an old expression that says, “The only things certain in life are death and taxes.”  Well that is not entirely true.

Now there’s a new kid on the block…and it comes in the form of George Charamba aka Nathaniel Manheru. George is the Press Secretary in the President’s office and Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of Information in the Zimbabwean Govt. but he is better known as Mugabe’s voice. No man out there has got verbal diarrhea that can match that of George, he spews forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox and has the inablility to shut-up. It is guaranteed that every time this man opens his mouth his words destabilizes the already shakey coalition government of Zimbabwe.

If he is not doing this at press conferences he lets you know through his Herald column under the pseudonym ‘Nathaniel Manheru’. His intense animosity for the MDC is well known and he doesnt hide it. This week Charamba attacked the PM on the signing of BIPPA in South Korea, he accuses the PM Tsvangirai of having no authority signing the agreement on behalf of Zimbabwe without having Mugabe’s permission or going through the “proper” channels, Tsvangirai was merely promoting invetor relations between the two countries, thats not bad is it? Charmba’s boss flouts the constitution on a regular, now that the PM has made a decision without Mugabe’s blessing its cause for concern. In his article Charamba a.k.a. Nathaniel Manheru went on to accuse Tsvangirai of promoting MDC-T on official Government business and questions his competency as Prime Minister.

The Prime Minister has now accused Charamba of undermining the office (Section 33) the same crime that has landed most MDC leaders in big trouble recently, but we all know Charamba is untouchable. We have been here before, back in November 2009 MDC-T demanded that Charamba be removed from his post as he used the national newspapers and ZBC news to propagate hatred for the opposition.

Charamba can have all the titles and pseudonyms under the sun, one that suits him best  is Puppet Secretary in the President’s office, as he regurgitates in public what the President says in private. I have a feeling Mad Man Charamba will be a regular on Idiot-of the Week.

Some of Charambaisms

“Mugabe is as popular now is he was back in April 1980″

“Mugabe as an angry mad man has every option to do what he likes on earth”

“‘Zanu pf can form own government with or without MDC!’”

“West could go hang a thousand times”

“‘We can not print Tsvangirai’s passport because of sanctions!’”

Crackpot ZANU PF sympathizer Chief Kasekete Changara has ordered the banning of bibles and worship in his district of Muzarabani in fear of return of colonisation. Once again Zimbabwes “Idiot Manufacturing Dept” is back to work this time with extremes. This is pure madness and goes against any Religious and Human rights. The Police are aware of this fool but they let him run riot, buring churches, why because he has got in for all MDC supporters. He has told his people not to allow MDC supporters to worship in their churches.

You ask yourself what has political affiliations have to do with worshipping? Only In Zimbabwe. How is this Power crazed Idiot  a Chief? With such views he should be sectioned for his own good, its surprising how such people are roaming the streets of Zimbabwe let alone be the leader. As a chief he should be impartial and lead in an exemplary way.

Earlier this week I heard something that made me laugh, MDC Supporters in certtain Rural Areas have been advised that the Governemt of Nation Union is on in Harare and is not observed anywhere else in the country therefore making it okay for the MDC supporters to preyed upon.

  

 

Mentally Unstable

I dont know if this man is just trying to make the headlines or he has had a bit too much Zanu PF Lager.

Webster Shamu is blaming the West for the Togo attack. He claims that Western countries are trying to disrupt the World cup in SA. I ask myself, Why is the Information and Publicity Minister coming up with such humorous and irresponsible statements.

We know ZANU blames the West for everything wrong in this world but Shamu is a new entry, we are used to Robert “Geritric” Mugabe ranting the minute he gets an audience. Do they blame the West for the killings and beatings during the elections, the abductions, the rape and the country’s humanitarian meltdown of the Zimbabwe.

Its time to change the record as we are all bored now.

Shameful

The idiocy of Disgraced “Bishop” Dr. Nolbert Kunonga has reached astonishing heights. The “Bishop” has turned nasty, he has gone from grabbing farms with Mugabe’s help to hounding Anglicans out of Churches.

The man is insane how a person of his standing has gone from a Bishop to a monster is beyond belief, he has employed the heavy hand of Police and Youth militia to deal with worshipers.

Dr Insane has done his best to destabilize the Diocese of Harare, orchestrating attacks on Anglicans in the city. He really should be idiot of the decade based on his past activities.